@everyone (un:chilicheesedog)

[oorah]

1: There needs to be a regular way to share information here. Too many people don't seem to think it's important.

2: The last place I was like this I took a survey of all things known and compiled it to install as an app on our devices.

3: Let me be clear though: I'm not volunteering for that shit again. My days as Mayor of Hell are over.

4: We had a book too of any threat or monster or villain from our homeworlds. Anything could come through that fountain.

5: Kevin Thompson aka Kilgrave. If those lists are to be believed he's never been here. I want to keep it that way.

6: I found the new schoolhouse by the way, might be a good place to keep records once SOMEONE ELSE gets that shit together. I'm not kidding.

7: On that subject, if you're looking for How to Make Wine it's at my house.

8: On a different subject entirely, does anyone want to help me source materials for a guitar? I can pay you back in labor. Or cheese.

9: We have so much cheese.

10: If you find any more abandoned animals you can bring them to House 6 too. The one with all the animals behind the Inn. You can't miss us.

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[oorah]

no one that's sharing with the class. that's why i'm reaching out.

even a miserable bastard like me knows that. this is like a day spa compared to any other place i've been.

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[oorah]

next time don't act so surprised.

yeah i know. i'm trying to get some of it off our plates is all.

[oorah]

animals don't come from homeworlds. at least, i don't think they do.

there are the cryptids in the wild, some can be tamed. the rest just show up like everything else. as "gifts" from our friends.

[houmaprotector]

Cryptids? Beings like me? Or smaller?

I'm heading into the woods to study it. I'd like to know.

[oorah]

all sizes. animals that are not just one thing, so like you but not people.

squirreldogs, crocdogs, peacock cats, buffalo cows, dragon horses. getting the picture?

[houmaprotector]

[He wishes Buddy Baker were here. The red would be furious.]

I shall be watchful. Thank you.

[oorah]

watch out for those tiny cute deer, they have razor sharp teeth. and i heard about snakes that poison people.

stop thanking me. i'm not that guy, remember? the go to guy.

[cannily]

There is something to being able to ask the right questions.

To wit: if this schoolhouse can change so drastically, where is it actually safe to keep anything?

[oorah]

[ yeahhhh he never claimed to be any good at that so he sails right over the first one. ]

that's why i'm suggesting something digital. something we can back up.

[cannily]

[ there is a rather long pause between messages, wherein he finds that one very helpful teen to explain what digital means ]

I'll admit I have no idea how that would work, so you'll have to aim your suckering elsewhere.

They seem capable of changing devices as much as buildings. You might just come read what's available while it's here.

[oorah]

lucky for you i know just the guy.

i got it. any more wisdom to impart, probie?

[cannily]

Just a word I picked up somewhat recently: unclench.

[oorah]

you're telling the wrong guy to let his guard down. this is on the floor for me.

[notsoangry]

Why never again?

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[morphogenia]

I'm teasing. We both know you're my favorite nerd buddy.

And yeah I figured. I'm trying too actually. Turns out Dr. Banner is actually super nice and helpful even when he's not a giant rage monster! He totally agrees about community stuff so really we just need a generically handsome guy to repeat stuff we say. He already nominated Tony Stark for the job.

[oorah]

because i'm tired. you ever been tired, doc?

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[oorah]

wow. i can really feel the love.

but good i was gonna sucker tony into making this computer program anyway.

[notsoangry]

[LOL. Yes.] Okay so what you mean is YOU won't run the booth again, not that it was a bad idea in the first place.

[oorah]

i'm vomiting ideas for someone to steal. yes.

if no one bites i'm going to live in the woods.

[notsoangry]

Well that's a little dramatic.

[oorah]

you should've seen my first draft.

[notsoangry]

I know a teenager who will appreciate all of this, anyway. She said she wanted help making us into more of a community.

[oorah]

yeah. kamala. she was there when i was mayor.

don't give her too much to do either. she's tired too.

un: blake

[kingbellamy]

Cheese? What if we don't know how to make a guitar and we want cheese?

[notsoangry]

Kamala. Of course we won't. If we do this right, no one will be that level of overworked.

I know there are people with a lot of skills here. I'm new, so this isn't evident to me, is there a way we can pool our skills together too?

I can teach first aid, everyone here should know it if they don't already, but I don't know how to punch anyone. Which seems like something that might come in handy.