@everyone (un:chilicheesedog)

[oorah]

1: There needs to be a regular way to share information here. Too many people don't seem to think it's important.

2: The last place I was like this I took a survey of all things known and compiled it to install as an app on our devices.

3: Let me be clear though: I'm not volunteering for that shit again. My days as Mayor of Hell are over.

4: We had a book too of any threat or monster or villain from our homeworlds. Anything could come through that fountain.

5: Kevin Thompson aka Kilgrave. If those lists are to be believed he's never been here. I want to keep it that way.

6: I found the new schoolhouse by the way, might be a good place to keep records once SOMEONE ELSE gets that shit together. I'm not kidding.

7: On that subject, if you're looking for How to Make Wine it's at my house.

8: On a different subject entirely, does anyone want to help me source materials for a guitar? I can pay you back in labor. Or cheese.

9: We have so much cheese.

10: If you find any more abandoned animals you can bring them to House 6 too. The one with all the animals behind the Inn. You can't miss us.

Comments

[oorah]

did you sign that book with all the skills in it?

i keep thinking maybe i should erase my name from half of it.

want to help me with first aid i'm good at punching stuff.

[oorah]

got anything else to trade?

[notsoangry]

Oh, no, I didn't see it. See, things that are good to know.

No, I think your name should stay. It'll keep you from going off to live in the woods.

Yes, that would be great! I successfully punched one person and won a fight, but I was in a supersuit at the time.

[oorah]

yeah this is why we need a place to dispense info.

it took me and kam forever to find that book and the timeline. and who knows what other resources are out there.

don't worry, if i want to disappear that book won't stop me anyway.

UN: That Stark Guy

[nonstopnarcissist]

Steel strings for the guitar?

[oorah]

i was hoping you'd be more into the rest of that but sure

[nonstopnarcissist]

Bruce and I have something cooking for most of it. Trick'll be getting enough free food together to make the event worthwhile.

Champagne would also be nice but eh, beggars, choosers.

[oorah]

leave the food to me and kam. got a timeframe yet?

let me work on the bubbly too

[nonstopnarcissist]

I was thinking sometime next week, I was just about to put a call out to the village for caterers. Or. Whatever we have that's closest.

Very short notice, very gauche, I know. Pepper would have my head but I got a little distracted and forgot to tell my PA to remind me about it-

Shit I need to tell Elena. Whoops.

[oorah]

elena's your pa now?

you do the nerd shit i'll do the shit that doesn't involve talking to humans. deal?

[nonstopnarcissist]

She signed up as payment for the flatiron, I need someone to mind my appointments (such as they are) and- people like feeling useful.

Seemed like a good fit.

[oorah]

i don't like feeling useful. i want people to see me and think that is one useless piece of shit.

[nonstopnarcissist]

Well aren't we a special cynical snowflake?

If you really wanted to be useless you'd quit bringing public attention to shit that needs to get done. You're shit at being shit, Wurst.

[notsoangry]

Tony and I are on board, it's easier that we know exactly where to find things at least. And a resource list is important.

I also think it's important we all know who is here and who can do what. We don't need to share life stories, but if something dangerous shows up, it's just better to know who to ask for help.

Don't disappear. You're needed.

[oorah]

i'm trying to be better at it.

[oorah]

i wanna say mark keeps it? or maybe kate.

at the risk of sounding like a millennial things are easier when they're digital.

needed for what? teaching you how to throw a punch? anyone could do that.

[notsoangry]

I don't know who either of those people are, but okay, good, I'll find out who they are.

Yes, but digital can also be wiped out or hacked. If you're going to get this information, it probably needs to be stored both ways.

You clearly have a good head on your shoulders and you care about keeping people alive. Those are pretty helpful traits.

[nonstopnarcissist]

Useless means inaction. I don't think that's the kind of thing you'd handle well.

[oorah]

i just told bruce i'm running away to the woods. inactive enough for you?

[nonstopnarcissist]

you're actively running away so by definition-

[kingbellamy]

Not yet. I'll get back to you.

[oorah]

pot guy and inn chick.

tony should be able to back it up though, like a harddrive.

i agree we need hard copies of shit too but ONES WE ACTUALLY TELL PEOPLE EXIST.

whatever

[oorah]

i hate you. just do the thing.

[nonstopnarcissist]

why is everyone surprised when i'm a contrary asshole? This is not news, it has never been news.

[oorah]

i don't have to be surprised to be annoyed with you.

[ not that he actually is. he's deflecting. why does that shock YOU??? ]