@everyone (un:chilicheesedog)

[oorah]

1: There needs to be a regular way to share information here. Too many people don't seem to think it's important.

2: The last place I was like this I took a survey of all things known and compiled it to install as an app on our devices.

3: Let me be clear though: I'm not volunteering for that shit again. My days as Mayor of Hell are over.

4: We had a book too of any threat or monster or villain from our homeworlds. Anything could come through that fountain.

5: Kevin Thompson aka Kilgrave. If those lists are to be believed he's never been here. I want to keep it that way.

6: I found the new schoolhouse by the way, might be a good place to keep records once SOMEONE ELSE gets that shit together. I'm not kidding.

7: On that subject, if you're looking for How to Make Wine it's at my house.

8: On a different subject entirely, does anyone want to help me source materials for a guitar? I can pay you back in labor. Or cheese.

9: We have so much cheese.

10: If you find any more abandoned animals you can bring them to House 6 too. The one with all the animals behind the Inn. You can't miss us.

Comments

[oorah]

yeah all the time. why?

[houmaprotector]

Are they from their homes or just animals they adopt? I'm trying to paint a picture of this place and what it's capable of.

[oorah]

animals don't come from homeworlds. at least, i don't think they do.

there are the cryptids in the wild, some can be tamed. the rest just show up like everything else. as "gifts" from our friends.

[houmaprotector]

Cryptids? Beings like me? Or smaller?

I'm heading into the woods to study it. I'd like to know.

[oorah]

all sizes. animals that are not just one thing, so like you but not people.

squirreldogs, crocdogs, peacock cats, buffalo cows, dragon horses. getting the picture?

[houmaprotector]

[He wishes Buddy Baker were here. The red would be furious.]

I shall be watchful. Thank you.

[oorah]

watch out for those tiny cute deer, they have razor sharp teeth. and i heard about snakes that poison people.

stop thanking me. i'm not that guy, remember? the go to guy.

[houmaprotector]

You're a human being. That deserves thanks.

[oorah]

now i just wanna barf

[houmaprotector]

It all nourishes the green in the end.

[Hard to tell if joking or serious.]

[oorah]

gross

[houmaprotector]

All things return to the green.

The decomposition of all products produced by the animal kingdom nourishes the plant kingdom. No matter how terrible things get, no matter how pained your life might be, you are still the means by which all things on earth survive.

[oorah]

here's hoping i make good fertilizer one day.

[houmaprotector]

There is no nobler calling for a being of the red.

[oorah]

it'll probably be sooner than later if you believe those lists.