@everyone (un:chilicheesedog)

[oorah]

1: There needs to be a regular way to share information here. Too many people don't seem to think it's important.

2: The last place I was like this I took a survey of all things known and compiled it to install as an app on our devices.

3: Let me be clear though: I'm not volunteering for that shit again. My days as Mayor of Hell are over.

4: We had a book too of any threat or monster or villain from our homeworlds. Anything could come through that fountain.

5: Kevin Thompson aka Kilgrave. If those lists are to be believed he's never been here. I want to keep it that way.

6: I found the new schoolhouse by the way, might be a good place to keep records once SOMEONE ELSE gets that shit together. I'm not kidding.

7: On that subject, if you're looking for How to Make Wine it's at my house.

8: On a different subject entirely, does anyone want to help me source materials for a guitar? I can pay you back in labor. Or cheese.

9: We have so much cheese.

10: If you find any more abandoned animals you can bring them to House 6 too. The one with all the animals behind the Inn. You can't miss us.

Comments

UN: That Stark Guy

[nonstopnarcissist]

Steel strings for the guitar?

[oorah]

i was hoping you'd be more into the rest of that but sure

[nonstopnarcissist]

Bruce and I have something cooking for most of it. Trick'll be getting enough free food together to make the event worthwhile.

Champagne would also be nice but eh, beggars, choosers.

[oorah]

leave the food to me and kam. got a timeframe yet?

let me work on the bubbly too

[nonstopnarcissist]

I was thinking sometime next week, I was just about to put a call out to the village for caterers. Or. Whatever we have that's closest.

Very short notice, very gauche, I know. Pepper would have my head but I got a little distracted and forgot to tell my PA to remind me about it-

Shit I need to tell Elena. Whoops.

[oorah]

elena's your pa now?

you do the nerd shit i'll do the shit that doesn't involve talking to humans. deal?

[nonstopnarcissist]

She signed up as payment for the flatiron, I need someone to mind my appointments (such as they are) and- people like feeling useful.

Seemed like a good fit.

[oorah]

i don't like feeling useful. i want people to see me and think that is one useless piece of shit.

[nonstopnarcissist]

Well aren't we a special cynical snowflake?

If you really wanted to be useless you'd quit bringing public attention to shit that needs to get done. You're shit at being shit, Wurst.

[oorah]

i'm trying to be better at it.

[nonstopnarcissist]

Useless means inaction. I don't think that's the kind of thing you'd handle well.

[oorah]

i just told bruce i'm running away to the woods. inactive enough for you?

[nonstopnarcissist]

you're actively running away so by definition-

[oorah]

i hate you. just do the thing.

[nonstopnarcissist]

why is everyone surprised when i'm a contrary asshole? This is not news, it has never been news.

[oorah]

i don't have to be surprised to be annoyed with you.

[ not that he actually is. he's deflecting. why does that shock YOU??? ]

[nonstopnarcissist]

The thing'll get done, relax.

Though this whole thing does beg the question of 'what points of authority actually exist' but I remember Animal Farm well enough to know small systems don't always end well.

[oorah]

we don't need authority just freedom of information.

[nonstopnarcissist]

I'm less interested in government and law and more a list of 'hey these people specifically know what they're talking about RE this subject.'

[oorah]

that's what your doctor pal wants to. we do have a census book.

it could be way more accessible.

of course once you make it that way i'm deleting my name.

[nonstopnarcissist]

What, you don't want to be the resident dog walker?

[oorah]

pretty much already there

[ he does have brief moments of self-awareness. ]

[nonstopnarcissist]

I should make you a badge and leash clip. A dog whistle. One of those fanny packs for carrying dog treats and shit.

[oorah]

don't threaten me with a good time. a fanny pack would actually be nice.

[nonstopnarcissist]

...I feel like I ought to be offended but I walked right into this.