two (it’s some kind of joke)

[scathefires]

un: jane doe
WHAT THE F HAPPENED

WHY IS MY VOICE GONE

[apparently jason thinks that capslocking his rage will compensate for his sudden muteness? sorry about your eyes, y’all.]

Comments

un: someasshole

[fooloftheking]

fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuck

ok just had to see if that was you or the system.

un: Kat

[mediumhoodie]

Do you remember what happened before you lost your voice?
Maybe it was something you ate?

un: Phryne Fisher

[fishingfortrouble]

I'm sure you'd know better than we would.

[scathefires]

glad we got that cleared up

you got anything else to say or are you done wasting my time

[scathefires]

i didnt eat anything

nothing happened right before

i know how cause and effect works

[scathefires]

thanks for the input captain obvious

if i knew i wouldnt be asking

[mediumhoodie]

It had to be something.
Let's step through the day and figure out what.

[fooloftheking]

Did you eat something in the woods? Drank from a weird spring? Cuddling up with some weird animal?

[scathefires]

why do you automatically assume its something i did

what about the trash keeping us here

[scathefires]

I DONT CUDDLE

[mediumhoodie]

I'm not blaming you but it isn't happening to anyone else and there could be a clue about why you were chosen.

[It's the logical way to approach the situation and Kat isn't really sure why he thinks he's being blamed for something. Unless he did do something.]

[scathefires]

[stop making so much sense, gosh!!]

do you know for sure that no one else is affected

thats why im asking like this

[jason ... that was not really asking.]

weird shit used to happen in wonderland too and it wasnt just one person

[mediumhoodie]

None that I've seen.

Are you really that opposed to trying to figure out what happened? We might be able to fix it.

[fooloftheking]

And in all caps too. Awfully defensive.

You sure it wasn't cuddling?

[fishingfortrouble]

Did anything unusual happen just prior to you noticing it was gone?

[scathefires]

do you really think i dont understand how cause and effect works

[scathefires]

why dont you come meet me by the fountain and ill show you what cuddling with me looks like

[scathefires]

no

obviously i wanna fix it i just cant think of anything i did that would cause this

[mediumhoodie]

That's why we should go over everything together.
Maybe an outside view can help.

[fishingfortrouble]

No, I'm trying to figure out why it might have happened. Or at least narrow down the possibilities.

[fooloftheking]

Okay, just going to think you're a sad sad person getting in a fight over cuddling.

Though could be fun. I mean, can you even make like exhalation noises or will it totally be silent? Makes the baiting a long more fun.

[scathefires]

so how sad does it make you to be the one starting a fight over cuddling

[fooloftheking]

Yeah I lost shame decades ago. Replaced it with ego and aggression. Life has been much easier since then.

[scathefires]

wow youre just a true inspiration

id never guess a guy whod pick someasshole as a display name would turn out to be exactly what it says on the tin

[fooloftheking]

I thought people appreciate honesty. Amazing how you're honest and yet it's not enough.

How about a moment of serious. What did you eat or drink with all the weird plants around here? Any bug bites?

[scathefires]

[wow don't use logic against him like this!!]

ok fine

what do you wanna know

[scathefires]

if anything weird happened right before i suddenly and mysteriously lost my voice i wouldve been able to put 2 and 2 together

wasnt born yesterday

[scathefires]

i didnt eat anything weird

im not stupid

no bug bites

[mediumhoodie]

[She does so because she cares.]

What is everything you did a half hour prior to losing your voice?

[fishingfortrouble]

If you weren't talking at the time it might have taken time to realize.

[fooloftheking]

everything here is weird. Sure, we all believe that. What about a virus? Does that happen here?