UN: Hawke

[championofsnark]

Hey you lot, I've been scouting a bit and plan on doing some hunting soon. I eat a little too much not to get meat to make up for it. If you'd like to learn how I'm all for it, although can't promise you can come with me unless you're a star pupil.

Or if you'd just like to learn the bow and arrow, I have some that I made and I can set up some targets. Whatever you like.

Also does anyone have any cards?

Comments

un: bobo

[fooloftheking]

I hunt by hand and snare, and I've hunted with a bow before. Did you make one or find it?

Also, started today with cleaning up the butcher shop. Do you clean and tan your own?

un: jane doe

[scathefires]

im a good shot with guns

never tried bow and arrow stuff before though

[pLEASE give him something else to do with his time.]

[championofsnark]

Found one! It's not great, but it'll have to do. I made the arrows myself though.

Yeah! Oh good, another person who knows what the fuck they're doing.

[championofsnark]

What's a gun? Is it like a crossbow? I'm not going to say it's easy, cause it's not. You need pretty specific arm muscles and it takes a lot of focus and stillness.

un: squall

[awall]

I'll join you for hunting. I'm new and light on weapons, but I'm used to monsters.

[fooloftheking]

Lucky you. I just found a fur coat, which is useful, but I can imagine the larger game I could take with a bow.

Good good. I'll be building a smoking shed if you plan to cure that way.

I was born in a time when you did all of this yourself and there weren't grocery stores, so... Plan to try dipping candles too.

[imareporter]

..Can you teach people how to use those weapons?

[His idea of weaponry. The written word. damn it.]

un; Danny Rand

[theimmortalweapon]

I have some targets at the Dojo too. If you don't want to set up your own. The space is for everyone to train.

[scathefires]

[“what’s a gun.” you’re killing him, hawke.]

you ever seen a cannon

guns are like that just smaller

same projectile principle as a crossbow just with metal bullets and gunpowder instead of arrows

i think i can manage the muscle training cause ive done it before

im willing to try at least

i need something to do besides read all the books in the library

[championofsnark]

Oh! Wow that must be bloody useful. A cannon that you can hold in your hand?

[her mind is blown]

Yikes, you definitely need something to do if that's your only option, mate. Not to spread my anti-book agenda, I just prefer stabbing things to reading them.

[championofsnark]

Brilliant! What weapons do you know?

[championofsnark]

Of course. Don't know how great of a teacher I am, but stabbing things is my expertise.

[championofsnark]

Oh! That would be terribly helpful. I'm lazy about making my own if there already are some. What's a dojo?

[championofsnark]

What's a grocery store? We've always had to do all of this for ourselves.

[imareporter]

I have the stabbing experience of a wet puppy dog so that'll be fine.

UN: التاير

[eaglesonofnone]

I had not realised your name was spelled differently than the bird. My apologies.

I am practiced in hunting, but with knife rather than with bow. I would like practice with the latter, if it isn't inconvenient.

[awall]

Master in gunblade and two-handed swords, basic training in other weaponry.

I've never actually shot a bow and arrow, though.

[championofsnark]

Awww, sweet puppy, don't worry, Hawke'll make you into a wolf.

Re: UN: التاير

[championofsnark]

Darling, if I didn't know the way you talk, I'd have no idea what those little scribbles are. What is التاير? Unless that's how you spell your name which is not at all what I expected. Oh and it's fine. Hawk or Hawke it's the same me.

Never inconvenient for my favorite gentleman!

[imareporter]

[Um. What?

Listen to her!

I mean I guess.

You won't embarrass me anymore! we will be an excellent team! Fully bonded and fully capable of being weapons.]

Just let me know when I've got big teeth.

[theimmortalweapon]

It's a place where you train and fight. I opened up one here though I'm still filling it with things.

I also teach people how to fight.

[eaglesonofnone]

Yes, that is how my name is spelled in my own language. It is also written opposite from the way this language is written, right to left rather than left to right.

Thank you, friend. When shall we meet?

[championofsnark]

It's quite pretty! It looks like artwork.

My schedule is so extensive and important! But no, I have nothing to do. Whenever you like.

[championofsnark]

Sharp vicious teeth. You'll have to give me your best grrrr.

[championofsnark]

We really all need one of those! Ask the inventor fellow.