UN: Sam Skywalker; @finnick, @mayorhotdog, @circe

[thegreatexperiment]

[The party and all its many disasters have been tucked away into a neat corner of Sam's mind that she conveniently ignores. She's a woman on a mission. And after flipping through Mark's book-o-talents in the Inn, she randomly chooses three victims names on a whim and puts out three separate texts, one to each of them, content the same.]

Hi, you don't know me. I got your name from Watney's book. Was wondering if I could ask a favor? I can pay in vodka or drawing or some shit

[This can only end in tears...]

Comments

[thegreatexperiment]

Long story, but I need to learn how to fish

[fishermansweater]

You're asking the right guy, fishing's my specialty. Should be able to help.

[thegreatexperiment]

Thanks
Like I said I can pay. Somehow

[pharmakis]

Oh. This is simple to do. There are a few different means. I imagine there are more modern methods, if you prefer? Mine may be a bit difficult. It involves nets.

[thegreatexperiment]

My instructions were to learn how to fish
Doesn't seem to matter how
Whatever works, I guess

[fishermansweater]

What sort of drawing do you do?

[thegreatexperiment]

All kinds
I used to do police sketches of suspects back home
I can draw anyone you describe to me

[fishermansweater]

Okay, how about I teach you what you want to know for a drawing? What sort of fishing do you want to learn?

[thegreatexperiment]

Whatever type is easiest for you, I guess

[fishermansweater]

I can show you the basics. Couple of good fishing spots, too. Sound good?

[thegreatexperiment]

Sounds perfect
Thank you






Oh. My name is Sam

[fishermansweater]

Finnick. But I guess you know that.


The pretty guy with bronze hair and really green eyes.

[thegreatexperiment]

[The underwear model who's into the redhead. Check.

One can almost hear Sam sighing as she types.]

I'm the one with the blue hair

[pharmakis]

Your instructions from whom?

[thegreatexperiment]

Danny
The guy with the dragon tattoo

[pharmakis]

Danny gave you instructions? He's rather direct. Shouldn't this be your choice?

[thegreatexperiment]

It's complicated
He's teaching me how to not be so fucking angry all the time

[pharmakis]

Fishing is a good means to relieve tension, but it can be frustrating at times.

Why is it that you are angry?

[thegreatexperiment]

Not sure I could fit all the reasons into 140 characters

[pharmakis]

You could give me one reason or tell me in person?

[thegreatexperiment]

Well, one reason is the Rain of Fire

[pharmakis]

It rained fire?

[thegreatexperiment]

Sorta. Dickwads who call themselves "Titans" but we call them "Predators" basically destroyed my world.

[pharmakis]

Titans? You don't mean the ones that came before the gods?

[thegreatexperiment]

What god are we talking about here?