one (smile like you mean it)

[scathefires]

un: j.doe
how does this thing know what day it is

anyway time is a construct and this thing on my wrist is giving me a rash

[oops guess who checked the date and saw that today’s his birthday. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯]

Comments

un: Rose Hathaway

[littledhampir]

You arrived here through a fountain and thats the thing you cant get past?

[As for the name... look she doesn't have the first clue how to change the settings on this thing. She's barely mastered texting.]

[scathefires]

i got hijacked to wonderland before this

heres just another rabbit hole

[soooo yeah kinda.]

[littledhampir]

[Hilariously Rose spent 2 years there herself. This version just doesn't remember that.]

You got kidnapped to a theme park?

[scathefires]

wasnt a theme park

just a badly themed alternate dimension

i mean i read those books when i was a kid and they were ok but theres taking stuff too far

[littledhampir]

You lost me

I didnt exactly do a whole lot of reading as a kid

But youve been kidnapped like this before?

un: Dumb Bitch Energy

[3ofswords]

you sure it's the watch


probably not the message to send before i point out that previously we were notching bedposts to keep track of the days

un: updog

[spoileralert]

"Jason Doe" I like it

the better question might be "what year does it think this is"

[scathefires]

well yeah

hasnt everyone

[now he’s just being a shit.]

[scathefires]

seriously

that was really all you could come up with

glad that was before my time

[scathefires]

j could stand for anything

how do you know im not a jennifer or a jessica or a josephine

and thats what i mean whose calendar is this running on

[3ofswords]

didn't always have paper, and none of it was real anyway

it's probably a joke, when we came out with the watches they all said april 1st

[scathefires]

no one thought to carve marks in the wall

thats what you do in prison

[3ofswords]

bedpost is more fun, confuses the person who inherits the room after

this isn't a prison

prison implies a world outside to rejoin

[scathefires]

not always

[not if you’re jason’s father, oops.]

so what you plan to just stay here forever

[3ofswords]

i don't really plan to sit in my house making moonshine for the rest of my life, no

but /here/ is kind of relative, lately

if you don't learn when to play the cards you've been dealt, you go crazy

un: Owen

[underpinnings]

it's the thing that constructs the time, it only has to agree with itself.

seems relatively accurate with the movements of the sun and moon;

real question is why they matched the calendar to seasonal patterns in the north/west hemisphere.

[spoileralert]

because if you select the username it shows your full name.

I assume it’s gregorian but who knows? could be mayan. maybe the world ended

un: Kat

[mediumhoodie]

Are you worried about the day?

[scathefires]

ever try demanding a reshuffle

and what does “here is relative lately” mean

[scathefires]

[wellll, shit. good thing “jason todd” means nothing around here. it’s not like wonderland, with a vast library and nosy people who’ve apparently read his whole life story. nobody knows him, or knows of him. it’s ... a little bit comforting, actually, to be a complete unknown.]

world better not have ended

i have unfinished business back home

[scathefires]

yeah i mean are we all even from the same planet

does everyone know what august is

just seems weird

[scathefires]

why would i be worried about august 16th

not like a specific day can beat me up and steal my lunch money

[spoileralert]

well that's no good. I'm still attached to the 'I'm dead' theory.

[scathefires]

trust me

being dead isnt anything like this

[spoileralert]

know from experience, do you? I distinctly remember bleeding out.