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Right, tech wishlists, drop them here. Try to keep these things reasonable. I'm a genius but not a miracle worker.

Why did you have to go and use the C word. I feel like I'm breaking out in hives already.

Harsh. But quintessentially fair.

Deal.

Be glad I'm not writing one out and asking for a signature.

I try not to make a habit of signing anything. Paper trails are good for nobody.

Accountability is kind of vital to business. I'd hate for you to renege on our deal.

Except I have whiskey now and you only have the promise of a slushie machine

Like I said. Accountability. Come over with the whiskey, I'll show you my sketches when I have them, I'll take, what, a shot?

So not a fan of that word either. But seems fair. Now how do you feel about glitter?

It's the herpes of craft goods. Wait, they don't have electricity in some places, but you have glitter?

You know how they say every cloud has a silver lining?

Well apparently every box of booze has a bucketload of glitter

And you want me to...what. With the glitter? Make a cannon? Grenades?

...that might not be a terrible idea.

And just for that I'm gonna make it two shots.

You and me? We're gonna get along great.