UN : The Mechanic

[nonstopnarcissist]

Right, tech wishlists, drop them here. Try to keep these things reasonable. I'm a genius but not a miracle worker.

Comments

[freightcars]

Can I suggest a few edits

[nonstopnarcissist]

Alas Poor Winter Smolder, he died as he lived: With terrible hair and bad eye makeup.

[freightcars]

can I suggest maybe just cremate me and skip the whole thing on second thought

[nonstopnarcissist]

Urns still get plaques.

'Two-Buck-Chuck. Last words: Hold my beer.'

[freightcars]

I have
so many questions

[nonstopnarcissist]

What, Grumpycat, you don't care for my eulogizing?

[freightcars]

why the hell does everyone keep calling me that
skip the urn, spread my ashes somewhere stupid and pointless
maybe that boat house that doesn't have any boats, seems like a good metaphor

[nonstopnarcissist]

You have the face for it.

Nah, I'll refine the carbon in your ashes and use them in some glass blowing. Make a bong.

[freightcars]

perfect
maybe incorporate the arm somehow, pack it in the thumb or something

[nonstopnarcissist]

We'll make it a communal thing. The whole village will be blowing you.

[freightcars]

living the dream
minus the living

[nonstopnarcissist]

You know me, I'm a helper, this is me helping.