UN: Sam Skywalker; @everyone

[thegreatexperiment]

[As if Sam didn't have enough reason not to sleep, the names on the list are haunting her. And as much as she's crap at People, she's pretty sure she's not the only one.]

In light of recent discoveries, I move we get stinking drunk. Taking requests for vodka flavorings. Keep our limited resources in mind.

Comments

[morethanasidekick]

How long does something like that take exactly and on a scale of cask wine to a Chateau Lafite, how awful is it?

[thegreatexperiment]

Depends on your patience. First batch of the day is usually paint thinner

[morethanasidekick]

Lets pretend I am

How about mass production?

[thegreatexperiment]

I'm only one person. The most I can do in a day is probably enough to fill half a keg.

[morethanasidekick]

The most she says, like that's not enough to get half this village shitfaced

Ever thought about taking on a helper or three and providing a much-needed service to this place?

[thegreatexperiment]

Hey, if you wanna come hang, I'm down with it

Problem is we only have so many potatoes. I can donate my rations, since I don't eat

[morethanasidekick]

Easy. You charge people rations for booze. More rations, more booze, more booze more rations.

Don't eat potatoes or a more general don't eat?

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[thegreatexperiment]

Interesting business model, although I'm not sure people would be cool with it

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[thegreatexperiment]

And I don't eat because I'm a vampire

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[thegreatexperiment]

And NO, I don't sparkle

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[morethanasidekick]

Why would you? That shit only happens in dumb books.

[ Kenzi Malikov. One of the few people that is meh whatever about Vampires because she knows they're real. ]

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[morethanasidekick]

Why would they care? Are they the potato police. The Anti-Fun Squad?

Can't you use potatoes to grow more potatoes? Is that a thing or did I just make that up?

[thegreatexperiment]

[Not the reaction Sam was expecting, but all right...]

You grow more potatoes out of the eyes

[morethanasidekick]

Potatoes have eyes?!

Mental picture. Make it stop.

[thegreatexperiment]

Granted, it's a little Guillermo del Toro, but I wouldn't freak too much :)

[morethanasidekick]

So not helping.

Just text this to everyone. You'll have more potatoes than you know what to do with

[thegreatexperiment]

Who is this, anyway?

[morethanasidekick]

Kenzi. New. Part of the Pod People invasion.

[thegreatexperiment]

That was one hell of a dramatic entrance. Very Han Solo in Jedi

I'm Sam

un: Obiwan Kenzobi

[morethanasidekick]

I'm all for making an entrance but I'd prefer fireworks or at least some sparklers

Sam the Vampire. I get the impression you're one of the few around here. Non-Humans I mean, not Vampires.

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[thegreatexperiment]

Nice UN

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[thegreatexperiment]

Definitely the only vampire, tho. Yeah.
Promise I don't murder people