un: millenialfalcon

[zomboligist]

There's something everyone should see.

We could use all eyes at the bunker. It's...

I'm not even sure how to explain it.

Come, if you're curious.

Bring alcohol. You'll need it.

Comments

UN: The Mechanic

[nonstopnarcissist]

Well that's not ominous as fuck or anything.

[zomboligist]

I live to meet expectations.

I could drop the bombshell, but it seems impolite over text.

[nonstopnarcissist]

That's how I prefer to have all mysterious information slipped my way. Gives me time to police my response.

[zomboligist]

Well, in that case.

Congratulations, you've died here before.

un: AschtheBloody

[cinere]

That sounds bad. Do we need to be armed?

[zomboligist]

Only with weapons against your existential crisis.

How do you feel about clones?

[cinere]

...What is an existential crisis?

I'm not a fan of clones.

[ Dammit. Always with Replicas.]

@alias

[underachievement]

[ well that's one way to do it. in the interest of dropping the mystique. ]

I can explain it

It's a list of names

[zomboligist]

Worse.

It's not just a list of names.

It's a list of dead people.

[underachievement]

See was that so hard?

un: v put upon

[spoileralert]

why don't you just explain it for those of us that aren't big bunker fans

[zomboligist]

long story short

I'm not sure that we're all first-timers here, let's put it that way

[spoileralert]

which is to say what exactly? that we’ve had a very small, specific set of memories intentionally removed with the precision of a

superpowered neurosurgeon who doesn’t want us to remember anything about this place but recent un-village-related trauma is totally fine?

that’s just rude

un: bobo

[fooloftheking]

you get that sounds like a trap with a bad lure right?

do people really just come running to a hidden place with flammables around here?

[zomboligist]

I mean, I feel like I'm pretty trustworthy.

Also, not intending to murder anyone, so there's that.

Are you really that paranoid?

[fooloftheking]

Most do think they are and most arent

Yeah i am. Why arent you?

un: Obiwan Kenzobi

[morethanasidekick]

Or you could just tell me and I'll drink my booze from the comfort of my couch

[zomboligist]

But that means none for me and I really could use it.

You know that feeling of deja vu?

We should be feeling it. Often.

[morethanasidekick]

Quid pro quo, Red Solo Cup. I bring the booze you bring the _______

Yeah I already do but I blame that on the bouts of blackout drunk so what else is new?

[ Went over her head. ]

un: John Druitt

[borneinblood]

How dangerous is whatever this is?

[Read: how prepared does he need to be to fight something.]

[zomboligist]

Only dangerous to your mental state.

The good news is, we have answers.

The bad news is, I'm not sure they're good.

[borneinblood]

Given they haven't been forthcoming thus far, I'll take answers.

[And tbh, it's not like his mental state can get much worse.]

un: slothbaby

[morphogenia]

Okay? Should I bring like a bat or something? You're making this sound like prelude to a boss battle.

Also I can't drink alcohol so I'm gonna just suck it up and deal with it like a good Muslim.

[zomboligist]

I mean, it's more of a battle against my own ideas of reality.

Which, really, is the biggest boss battle of all.

I'm a very bad child of all religions, hence the need for alcohol.

[morphogenia]

Got it! I'll hold the line as the token religious person aside from like the actual priest. But, okay I guess I'll prepare myself????