un: millenialfalcon

[zomboligist]

There's something everyone should see.

We could use all eyes at the bunker. It's...

I'm not even sure how to explain it.

Come, if you're curious.

Bring alcohol. You'll need it.

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[nonstopnarcissist]

[ Okay he needs a minute. ]

...Do we have more details than just- wait. What?

[zomboligist]

Mostly a logical walk to conclusions.

There are lists here for six iterations.

I've examined all the bodies on the last role call. All of them, dead.

Which means that one through five? Well, you get the idea.

[nonstopnarcissist]

Right. I'll be there in...however long it takes to get there, want me to bring you alcohol?

2) We got a cause of death?

[zomboligist]

Please. As much alcohol as you can.

No causes of death. I've only got names so far. Plenty and plenty of names.

[nonstopnarcissist]

I got a jar of moonshine and that's about it.

[ He was going to save it for a rainy day but- a this point? Seems like this more than calls for it. ]

Any pattern other than that they're all us?

[zomboligist]

I will happily go blind right now. Bring it.

More names than the ones here, that's the frightening part.

Names I really would have rather not seen, truthfully.

[And names missing that he doesn't want to think about.]

[nonstopnarcissist]

You trend of being cryptic as fuck continues. I'll see for myself when I'm there.

[zomboligist]

Come one, come all, to the circus of 'fucking with us'.

[nonstopnarcissist]

That really a carnival you wanna be barking for?

This seems more like whistleblowing, honestly.

[zomboligist]

Trust me, I'm definitely not on the side of Evil, here.

Let's call it whistleblowing, if that's easier.

[nonstopnarcissist]

Might not be evil. Might be ambivalence.

[zomboligist]

Oh, trust me. With some of the names on this list, it's evil.

Definitely, definitely evil.

[nonstopnarcissist]

...Maybe I should make it two jars of moonshine.

[zomboligist]

I don't actually need a liver, let's do it.

[nonstopnarcissist]

Two it is.