UN: Dr. Banner @ Everyone

[notsoangry]

So. [He was still not even close to settled yet, but oh well.] If I say Avengers, you say?

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[expeditiousness]

duh

doesn’t everyone know spider-man?

[notsoangry]

No, he's a new superhero. Only started in the time I was gone, a few years?

[expeditiousness]

well i’ve been at the hero thing for just a couple of years but spider-man’s been around forever where i’m from

[notsoangry]

So we have similar people and backgrounds but different timelines. Multiverse in action.

[expeditiousness]

oh i get it

you just haven’t met the young avengers YET

don’t worry dude you will

we’re awesome

[notsoangry]

I think we would know if there was a younger team around. The public is very on top of us.

[expeditiousness]

hey man u don’t have to tell ME that, i’m a mutant

[notsoangry]

Oh, I see. I was mutated too, I know it's hard.

[expeditiousness]

dude i was born this way

doesn’t really matter to people tho, a mutant’s a mutant to them

especially not the government

[notsoangry]

Wow, yes, I can imagine people are very hard on anyone born that way. Humans have a very bad reaction to anything different from them.

[expeditiousness]

yeah dude no joke

#spoilers but the superhuman registration act is total bs

[notsoangry]

Registration act? Like the accords? You work with the government or retire?

[expeditiousness]

nah dude more like

you register with the govt, give up your secret identity, and they watch you for the rest of your life. they tell you when and how you're allowed to use your abilities, and if you don't obey, they come after you and lock you up forever and probably run secret experiments on you, and there's nothing you can do to stop them bc it's the govt.

[notsoangry]

Wow. Things never got that bad for us, as far as I know, but I'm not going to pretend any of it sounds surprising considering the government.

From what I know, you either work for the government or retire, if you do any vigilante work after that you are a criminal and they will put you somewhere they legally shouldn't. Which I thought was already pretty bad.

[expeditiousness]

yeah i think the govt’s been doing that for a while though, even before the act was passed

like i got locked up when i accidentally blew up my high school and it wasn’t your average juvie place

that was before i started doing superhero stuff

[notsoangry]

The government planned on doing that with me if they ever caught me, which was why they never did.

I'm sorry that happened to you. It was very wrong.

[expeditiousness]

[aww dang why did this have to go into feelings. gross.]

you don’t have to be sorry, it’s not like you’re the one who locked me up.

but take it from me, it’s not fun. 0/10 do not recommend. make sure they never get you.

[notsoangry]

You don't have to be responsible for something to be sorry for the pain of others.

Do you have your powers here?

[expeditiousness]

[that kind of sympathy just makes tommy uncomfortable, #yikes. MOVING ON.]

no

i’m a snail like everyone else and it sucks!!