UN: Dr. Banner @ Everyone

[notsoangry]

So. [He was still not even close to settled yet, but oh well.] If I say Avengers, you say?

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un: slothbaby

[morphogenia]

Yay!!! Also wow are you really the Hulk?! Hi! Huge fan.

un: dr. banner

[notsoangry]

[FAN?] Yes, I'm [was] the Hulk. Just Dr. Banner right now. Hello, are you a Young Avenger too? [ Is that the slang???]

[morphogenia]

Uh.... no. I.... hang on. Do you have mad computer skills? Because I'm pretty good with tech, but I'm not like a genius or anything.

[notsoangry]

I'm not as good as Tony, but if you had a second choice around here, I'd be that person, yes.

[morphogenia]

Can you lock this? Please?

Private to Slothbaby

[notsoangry]

Yes?

[morphogenia]

Okay so real talk me: how did you know I was a superhero back home?! Also not every teenage hero is belongs to the Young Avengers. That's just a specific group of some cool people who were around for a while. Most of us are on our own.

[notsoangry]

You knew who the Avengers were and that I was the Hulk, and you sounded young, so I thought maybe you were reacting the same because you were friends with that other kid above.

I didn't know there were any teenage superheroes, outside of Spider-Man.

[morphogenia]

Oh... gotcha. Note to self: check out that kid's deal!

And yeah... we kind of avoid adults since they usually tell us to leave to them. I kind of need to be out there since you guys miss like a lot of stuff. Like so much stuff. I once had to punch a hipster magical viking because he was trying to like cast truth spells in my high school kind of stuff. That was just like a random funny story to me. The rest is kind of crazy nightmare fuel involving evil clones and possible enslavement of humankind.

[notsoangry]

Yes, it sounds like you might both know about that team, whatever it is.

[What.] I'm sure they say that hoping you get to focus on having a normal life. Those aren't very easy to come by.

[morphogenia]

Oh yeah they mean well, but like if you are strong as I am and you let a bunch of kids die so you can pass your math quiz that's super uncool?? Or at least that's how I see it.

[notsoangry]

You're right, if you can help, you should. But I wouldn't want a teenage to face what I've had to. No one should have to.

[morphogenia]

I really appreciate that. I don't want to face crazy stuff. I just want people to be okay.

[notsoangry]

Me too. I wish it was possible for mankind to get it together, but we're still a relatively young species.

[morphogenia]

Yeah, but at least we got character and super cool people with powers! Kind of sad I'll never get to see you Hulk out btw, but I'll learn to live with it.

[notsoangry]

It's [yikes] something I hear a lot, or I did when we were part of the Avengers, but the Hulk destroyed one city too many and people stopped wanting that.

But he probably would've liked showing off.

[morphogenia]

Oh that's sad and probably accurate. :'( I would have liked him showing off, but okay!!! It's not like I could show off back which sucks. I totally stole some Hulk moves for Jersey City defense stuff ngl. Are you mad???

[notsoangry]

No, that's good, I'm glad something about him would inspire someone else. I personally don't know how to fight at all.

[morphogenia]

What?? What are you going to do if a creep bullies you then?? Do you at least know how to throw a punch????

[notsoangry]

Yeah, sort of. [Not a great one.] I haven't really needed to with the Hulk around.

[morphogenia]

You need to work on that. Iron Fist is totally here and can teach you!!! Or I can ask Frank!!! Either way you can totally be prepared. Everyone here has been awesome so far, but if that changes you don't want to be unprepared!!!

[notsoangry]

Iron Fist? You're probably right. I've just never been very good at violence myself, which I know is generally funny considering.

[morphogenia]

A guy with a glowy fist and mad martial art skills!!! He's my sensei!!! Frank is just the scary guy I live with and my horror movie bff. Either will work!!! And no judgment. I literally learned how to punch a guy on Youtube.

STILL PRIVATE

[notsoangry]

Oh I think I might have talked to Frank? He mentioned Danny too, he said we might get along because we're both zen.

always private!!!!

[morphogenia]

Makes sense. As horror movie bffs, we're totally on the same wavelength! And yeah Danny is so chill tbh. He's great to talk to when you need to think and stuff.