UN: Dr. Banner @ Everyone

[notsoangry]

So. [He was still not even close to settled yet, but oh well.] If I say Avengers, you say?

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[notsoangry]

I agree, the supervillains didn't create crime. The Avengers mostly only get involved when it's a huge threat, not the day to day crime.

[spoileralert]

and there's only a Batman because the cops in Gotham are all either incompetent or on the take

[scathefires]

that description gives gotham cops too much credit

also fuck batman

that pointy eared asshole

[spoileralert]

should I add that CPS is also a waste of space?

[scathefires]

lets be real

any real or imagined authority figure in gotham is 100% useless and therefore 200% pointless

[notsoangry]

That's [what] unfortunate. Our police are far from perfect, but not really like that.

[spoileralert]

gotham is a very special kind of awful :)

[notsoangry]

It sounds like it. And you're a superhero there?

[spoileralert]

what? no. why would you ask that?

[notsoangry]

Oh, sorry. You keep talking about it like you know it personally.

[spoileralert]

middle school was 50% superhero gossip, if you count discussions of what your superhero name would be. if not, 40%

[notsoangry]

That makes sense, I know kids talk a lot about it these days too, ever since aliens attacked New York.

[spoileralert]

nothing like an alien invasion to get people excited

[notsoangry]

It wasn't exactly the way I hoped we'd meet extraterrestrial life.

[spoileralert]

like they haven't probably been there for decades already

[notsoangry]

Many centuries, actually. My friend Thor I think is over a thousand? I never asked his exact age, but it's up there. He's an Asgardian.

[spoileralert]

you mean the norse god of thunder and partying? if anyone was gonna hang out on earth I can see why it would be him

[notsoangry]

Yep, that's him. He's as great as you'd think, honestly. His siblings aren't great, but he is.

[spoileralert]

as great as I'd think? weren't vikings kinda short with bad teeth?

[notsoangry]

Maybe the vikings were, but their gods are very tall and for lack of a better description, beautiful.

[spoileralert]

[ ... ]

do you have a crush on Thor?

[notsoangry]

No, he's just a friend. I'm pretty sure you don't need to have a crush on someone to acknowledge they're aesthetically attractive.

If not, I would have a crush on all of my teammates, as they all look like models.

[spoileralert]

you're just really gushing a lot is all. I mean nobody would blame you, working with a bunch of super-models. see what I did there?

[notsoangry]

[Laughing on his end.] I know I am, if you met him you'd understand. I am literally the only normal looking person in the group.

[spoileralert]

I sincerely hope I get that chance