UN: BLAKE

[kingbellamy]

And this is Earth? We know that for sure?

Comments

[thegreatexperiment]

This place’ll cure you of that

[kingbellamy]

What, why?

[thegreatexperiment]

You haven't gotten the n00b speech yet, have you?

[kingbellamy]

Not unless you're about to give it to me.

[thegreatexperiment]

Dude, I'm the WORST person to give it
tl;dr, we're all trapped in a science experiment and we're the subjects

[kingbellamy]

Not the weirdest thing to happen to me...

1/3

[thegreatexperiment]

Well, you're gonna be fun to get to know, space man

2/3

[thegreatexperiment]

Woman?

3/3

[thegreatexperiment]

Sorry, I don't know anyone named Bellamy

[kingbellamy]

I'm a man. Thanks for asking.

[thegreatexperiment]

You're welcome?

[kingbellamy]

I don't know, I thought I should thank you. It's nice to not assume.

[thegreatexperiment]

OK, valid point, space man

[kingbellamy]

Space man, nice.

[thegreatexperiment]

Get used to it
I'm super into nicknames

[kingbellamy]

I get 'Bell' or even 'Bells' sometimes.

[thegreatexperiment]

Sounds too much like "balls"

[kingbellamy]

Valid point, let's scratch that one out.

[thegreatexperiment]

What's wrong with space man?

[kingbellamy]

Space man is fine, Balls is not.

[thegreatexperiment]

So the bottom line is you should be thanking me

[kingbellamy]

Thank you, Sam.

[thegreatexperiment]

You're okay
Swing by the kitchen in the inn sometime
I'll get you liquored up

[kingbellamy]

I could stand to get liquored up.

[thegreatexperiment]

It's my service to the community :)