@Everyone UN: That Stark Guy

[nonstopnarcissist]

Twofer today: requests for the forge? I'm out of things I can do with what I have on hand, I need a list.

Two: I need more raw material. Who's up for a mining expedition?

Comments

[championofsnark]

Oh! A nickname. I love nicknames. My best mate Varric gives them to everyone he meets, he almost never calls people by their real names after he decides to like them. What's yours?

[nonstopnarcissist]

Depends on who you ask. Most would say it's 'Tony no'.

[championofsnark]

HA I knew I liked you. That's one of my nicknames too. That and Hawke why and Hawke how.

[nonstopnarcissist]

'Tony Please', 'Tony Stop', and 'Damnit Tony' are all very popular as well.

[championofsnark]

Well the first two don't seem all that bad to hear.

[nonstopnarcissist]

Usually trying to keep me from lighting something on fire.

[championofsnark]

Less fun than what I was thinking. Unless you're into that kind of thing.

[nonstopnarcissist]

Combustion is an important byproduct of many chemical processes.

[championofsnark]

Kinky. I think.

[nonstopnarcissist]

I mean it's for business and pleasure, the setting things on fire.

[championofsnark]

So you'd say you scorch the sheets?

[nonstopnarcissist]

Or that I'm a hot catch.

[championofsnark]

You're really on fire with these comebacks.

[nonstopnarcissist]

Am I too hot to handle?

[championofsnark]

You're so hot you'd attract all the dragons.

Which would make me terribly jealous.

I want to be a dragon when I grow up.

[nonstopnarcissist]

...is that a thing where you're from? People turning into dragons?

[championofsnark]

Not usually. Some powerful mages have been able to shapeshift, but there's only really one woman I've seen do it. Her name is Flemeth and she is exceptionally terrifying and also kind of sexy for an old lady. I like women who could probably kill me if they wanted to.

[nonstopnarcissist]

...I wish I couldn't but uh, same? Same.

[championofsnark]

I feel like I'm talking to my long lost twin.

[nonstopnarcissist]

Depends, do you like your guys broad with questionable morals?

[championofsnark]

My lovers vary in looks and build, but in questionable morals they almost always stay in the same delightful gray zone I personally inhabit.

[nonstopnarcissist]

Everything's relative. Right, I might have to adopt you or something, is that a thing? That should be a thing.

[championofsnark]

Why, are you old enough to be my father? Daddy!

1/3

[nonstopnarcissist]

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Yeah, no.

2/2

[nonstopnarcissist]

sibling adoption, sibling not-