UN: Starkster @Misc [ Midnight Texts for Nov/December ]

[nonstopnarcissist]

[ Random messages at midnight are normal, right? Right. ]



(ooc: poke me @ plurk for a prompt!)

Comments

@ Barnes

[nonstopnarcissist]

A physicist, a chemist, and a surgeon walk into a bar. The engineer? Ducks.

[freightcars]

Pal, you mighta wanted to aim this at Bruce
I think you're aiming this one at the wrong audience
Also it's midnight thirty

@ Pegs

[nonstopnarcissist]

Did Ana use nutmeg in her strudel or bourbon?

[womanofvalue]

You presume I ever ventured near the kitchen. I don't know other than it tasted perfect.

Feeling nostalgic?

@ Annie

[nonstopnarcissist]

If i wanted to pour out glass for glasses and opacity wasn't important, what would I use for flux?

or-

how would I pour it out? Not my wheel house.

[treadswater]

pouring needs a mold and primer so it doesn't stick

blowing the glasses wud be simpler if we have a hollow pipe

@ Picard

[nonstopnarcissist]

Did you want a press for the vineyard? Or is it going to be grape stomping all the way?

[enterprisingheart]

A press would be more efficient. But until we know how large the harvest will be, traditional methods might scale better.

@ Jake

[nonstopnarcissist]

Binary based Barista. Add that to the top of the wishlist.

[killorder]

[There's a hesitation but only for one reason. Considering logistics.]

By top do you mean into the forge now?

Wait we have coffee beans?

@ 7

[nonstopnarcissist]

so how's the whole being in civilization thing working out for you?

[to_defend]

it's not. i hate it.

@ Anarchist Hotdoge

[nonstopnarcissist]

How do you name them? Your herd.

[oorah]

aren't you supposed to be a genius? you haven't noticed the pattern yet?

@ Kamala

[nonstopnarcissist]

What are your feelings on strudel?

[morphogenia]

I NEED IT

@ Wanda

[nonstopnarcissist]

Midnight Wellness Check. Are you still breathing?

[minus1twin]

So far so good.

You worried?

@ Rogers

[nonstopnarcissist]

How good is your night vision?

[ex_enlisted288]

Slightly less than peak of human conditioning. Why?

@ Altair

[nonstopnarcissist]

So. We've got a host of new constellations. We should probably name some of them.

UN: التاير

[eaglesonofnone]

Perhaps we should agree what their shapes are first.

@ BannerBoo

[nonstopnarcissist]

Your feet are cold.

[notsoangry]

Your body is hot.

@ Wynning

[nonstopnarcissist]

I live. Do you live? Text back if you survived.

[unraisehell]

I am not letting myself go out Oregon Trail style.

If it looks like it's gonna go that way, drag me out into the woods so I can go out getting mauled by one of those methhead badgers. That at least sounds badass.

@ Iron Bull

[nonstopnarcissist]

So how many of those kittens did Alex end up keeping?

Also I'm alive.

@ Thordinson

[nonstopnarcissist]

So Bjorn of the Bifrost-

How are you settling in? Mortal life treating you well?

[assemble_the_lovbacken]

To: Tony Stark

No one can be of the Bifrost. It is the pathway through which we are able travel to and fro between Midgard and Asgard. But I am happy to see you have kept the Bjorn name. I can recount tales of Bjorn Ironside if you wish.

I have begun to adjust as best as one can. I have taken your advice on learning how to pace myself when it comes to ingesting various food items. I have been saddened to find that there are no Poptarts to be found here; I wonder if we might be able to make some. I have also discovered the proper use of what you call a bathroom, which was more complicated than I could have imagined.

There are so many trivial aspects to being a mortal. I am confounded as to how you manage to take care of them all.

Sincerely: Thor "Bjorn" Odinson

@ WarMachineroxx

[nonstopnarcissist]

So should I make you a cane or something? And should it be a sword cane?

[constructionzone]

Fuck off.

And also, yes. Obviously.

UN: Almasy | now in the correct place!

[firacrux]

New in town. You still planning that expedition?

Also, wouldn't be hiring at that forge of yours would you?

UN: ForgeFiend

[nonstopnarcissist]

It's come and gone- but I'll need to take a group up soon to collect more ore, probably around the end of the month.

Depends: Have you done forgework before?