VIDEO & TEXT | un: too larby | @everyone

[fwips]

[The image veers abruptly down and then back up again, a smear of pale skin and mop of brown hair sliding by before the picture settles, canted, on a skinny, old-fashioned desk with a darkened window above it. Distantly, a teenage voice:]

What the—

[The picture slides swiftly around to the baldly-astonished face of Peter Parker.]

Is this new? WHEN DID WE GET VIDEO? Can anybody see this?

[He squints at the screen, leaning in.]

There's an option to save and send. I'm gonna do that, tell me if anybody gets this.

[A tick, and he flicks a glance back up to the camera.]

This is Peter. Parker.

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Video UN: Stark Craving Hazelnuts

[nonstopnarcissist]

I knew we got voice awhile ago but- huh.

[ Tony squints into his wrist, smoothing a hand over his goatee. ]

...I'm going to have to start trimming up if this becomes the norm.

[fwips]

mr stark we all see you everyday

[nonstopnarcissist]

that's in person. This is in some form of media, adolescent arachnid, there are rules.

un: alec holland

[houmaprotector]

[The image of a massive green face appears on camera and the Swamp Thing comes into view, still very weak.]

...Fascinating.

[fwips]

hey how you feeling

[houmaprotector]

A little wilted.

[He looks amused, it's fleeting.]

Don't worry. It's not the vapors.

...my attempt at southern humor.

video. un: slothbaby

[morphogenia]

[Kamala deals with this the way only she can: getting really excited this will lead to something she actually wants.] Does this mean we can finally get snapchat?! I literally have a houseful of animals that need flower crown filters like yesterday! Not to mention the superhero selfies!

[No, she's not calming down over hypothetical stuff she wants. Next question.]

[fwips]

not really counting on selfie filters, kam

[morphogenia]

[She huffs because she is very mature about this thing that she really, really wants.] We can't lose hope, Peter! That's how the boring old people who have no love for tiny heart filters win!

Video UN: Dr. Banner

[notsoangry]

[Bruce is still not looking his best, and he squints at the video before putting on his glasses.]

Wow, okay. I guess we just got Facetime.

[fwips]

pretty much
but it could be really helpful for lots of stuff

Video UN: Rinoa

[alittlelonger]

[The video at first involves one of the peakittens stepping on top of it, and then a rushed movement of a glove to move it and wipe across the screen. Then a wide pair of dark eyes.]

Oh!

[A few seconds in between as Rinoa gets presentable because she's not a monster okay.]

Hi. This is so great. I was wondering why it wasn't an option.

[fwips]

yeah same tbh
not that im trying to vlog or whatever but it could really come in handy

un. A. Price

[cryptoherpetology]

[ A response! A tired-looking man of about 30 with a sleeping peahen kitten on his shoulder. ]

Well, this will be useful for getting her siblings adopted out. Thanks for the heads-up, Peter. I'm Alex, by the way.

[fwips]

hey alex
i gotta know how that cat is not falling off
thats like
defying gravity

un: Phryne; text

[fishingfortrouble]

Well. That's certainly... new.

[And something she'll have to get used to. Movies are a thing, in her era, but they're still relatively new. And definitely not in something as compact as the wristbands.]

[fwips]

some people are def going to be on a learning curve

Video; un: Scarlet Witch

[minus1twin]

I can see you.

[She's realized that Peter is in the village but hasn't said anything to him, worried that he'd immediately consider that they're on different sides. As it is, this feels like a nice way to say hello.]

Looks like we got video and audio.

[fwips]

oh hi
we havent really talked but
sorry about that stuff in germany




i was the guy in the red spider suit
in case you were confused

video; un: SPEED

[expeditiousness]

[Hey guess what, there's a white-haired teenager squinting at the camera. Hi, Peter.]

Like ... Spider-Man Peter Parker?

[At least that's a yes on getting the message?]

[fwips]

uh




yeah ok
hi, thats me



what up

Video UN: The Brock Report

[imareporter]

Holy shit-

[So the minute he saw the first video feed Eddie Brock, former host of the Brock Report and television personality extraordinaire - paused and cleaned up. No really, he looks less twitchy and sweaty and-

Maybe it was a mistake to drop the show. I do better when I'm in front of an audience.

People like looking at you and you like being looked at. We do not understand why you dropped the "show"...we would have behaved. Remember Eddie, we are Venom.

His expression doesn't waiver but his hair's combed and he's got a million dollar movie-star smile.]

Holy shit kid. I owe you one. If only this game of survivor were bigger I could re-open my news show.

[fwips]

hey man
you look like 10,000x better
settling in ok?

video, un: wiccan

[demiurgency]

Peter Parker?? But you're like--twelve.

[Says the totally-very-mature teenager who's got like 2,3 years on you, Petey. Sorry, he's never met a bitty Avenger before. It's weird.]

[fwips]

16
I'm 16

youre not exactly ready for the retirement home yourself there
also failing to get why any of this matters