VIDEO & TEXT | un: too larby | @everyone

[fwips]

[The image veers abruptly down and then back up again, a smear of pale skin and mop of brown hair sliding by before the picture settles, canted, on a skinny, old-fashioned desk with a darkened window above it. Distantly, a teenage voice:]

What the—

[The picture slides swiftly around to the baldly-astonished face of Peter Parker.]

Is this new? WHEN DID WE GET VIDEO? Can anybody see this?

[He squints at the screen, leaning in.]

There's an option to save and send. I'm gonna do that, tell me if anybody gets this.

[A tick, and he flicks a glance back up to the camera.]

This is Peter. Parker.

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Video UN: Stark Craving Hazelnuts

[nonstopnarcissist]

I knew we got voice awhile ago but- huh.

[ Tony squints into his wrist, smoothing a hand over his goatee. ]

...I'm going to have to start trimming up if this becomes the norm.

un: alec holland

[houmaprotector]

[The image of a massive green face appears on camera and the Swamp Thing comes into view, still very weak.]

...Fascinating.

[fwips]

mr stark we all see you everyday

[fwips]

hey how you feeling

[nonstopnarcissist]

that's in person. This is in some form of media, adolescent arachnid, there are rules.

[fwips]

idk this isnt youtube it isnt saved forever
probably

[nonstopnarcissist]

'probably'. When in doubt, assume shit will be saved in perpetuity.

I shouldn't be walking around looking this scruffy anyway.

video. un: slothbaby

[morphogenia]

[Kamala deals with this the way only she can: getting really excited this will lead to something she actually wants.] Does this mean we can finally get snapchat?! I literally have a houseful of animals that need flower crown filters like yesterday! Not to mention the superhero selfies!

[No, she's not calming down over hypothetical stuff she wants. Next question.]

Video UN: Dr. Banner

[notsoangry]

[Bruce is still not looking his best, and he squints at the video before putting on his glasses.]

Wow, okay. I guess we just got Facetime.

Video UN: Rinoa

[alittlelonger]

[The video at first involves one of the peakittens stepping on top of it, and then a rushed movement of a glove to move it and wipe across the screen. Then a wide pair of dark eyes.]

Oh!

[A few seconds in between as Rinoa gets presentable because she's not a monster okay.]

Hi. This is so great. I was wondering why it wasn't an option.

[fwips]

not arguing with that, but u were sick so you kinda get a pass

[fwips]

not really counting on selfie filters, kam

[nonstopnarcissist]

Pretty sure trying to shave while tripping balls would be a bad idea. So you're not wrong.

un. A. Price

[cryptoherpetology]

[ A response! A tired-looking man of about 30 with a sleeping peahen kitten on his shoulder. ]

Well, this will be useful for getting her siblings adopted out. Thanks for the heads-up, Peter. I'm Alex, by the way.

[morphogenia]

[She huffs because she is very mature about this thing that she really, really wants.] We can't lose hope, Peter! That's how the boring old people who have no love for tiny heart filters win!

[fwips]

pretty much
but it could be really helpful for lots of stuff

[fwips]

yeah same tbh
not that im trying to vlog or whatever but it could really come in handy

[fwips]

hey alex
i gotta know how that cat is not falling off
thats like
defying gravity

[fwips]

yeah u were a little unsteady there for awhile ngl
like actually really unsteady

[cryptoherpetology]

Her claws and talons are very securely embedded in my clothing, and just a little bit into my flesh.

When Tony's feeling better, I'm going to have to talk claw trimmers. And some heat lamps for the snakes I'm keeping.

[fwips]

was more thinking its good for confirming what plants wont kill u
but yeah hearts would b cool too

[notsoangry]

I agree. I'm thinking in particular of times when we might get lost out there and can use video to get directions from people, or seeing new animals and the like.

[alittlelonger]

Vlog?

[fwips]

video blog?
sorry, we haven't met, I didn't ask when you're from or where
maybe that's not a thing for you

[nonstopnarcissist]

...I mean. I was hallucinating pretty hardcore. Visits of ghosts of mistakes past, all that.