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sixthiterationtexts2018-11-29 11:59 pm
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text | un: Spark Plug
Dear: Whomever Might Be Reading,
I know that this method of communication is not new for most of you, but it is unlike anything I've ever really used before. I have discovered that one can make crude little faces to express emotion, like this - (: and ):
This made me curious as to what other things related to this electronic way of "speaking" I am ignorant about. Are there other faces? Are there rules about what might be forbidden? I find myself with more time than I know what to do with, and so any distractions in the form of advice would be helpful.
Thank you!
Sincerely: Thor Odinson
I know that this method of communication is not new for most of you, but it is unlike anything I've ever really used before. I have discovered that one can make crude little faces to express emotion, like this - (: and ):
This made me curious as to what other things related to this electronic way of "speaking" I am ignorant about. Are there other faces? Are there rules about what might be forbidden? I find myself with more time than I know what to do with, and so any distractions in the form of advice would be helpful.
Thank you!
Sincerely: Thor Odinson
Un: Everyone Knows The Strongest Avenger
!!!!!! Here you can use all of my exclamation points too. (Yes I get it, it was funny, I laughed!) No, it won't be like Mjolnir, but it will be something you made yourself, and there's something special about that too.
You're very observant.
Best as in "Wishing you the best" or "all the best" instead of sincerely? I was trying something new.
Your Friend: Bruce Banner
Un: Yes and the Strongest Avenger is Thor
Thank you!! I wish I could collect them and save them! But that you are offering them at all is most appreciated, my friend.
Yes, you are right. I will be like the Dwarves that forged Mjolnir. Only much taller and much more handsome. Nothing against the Dwarves, of course.
I like using "Your Friend" the most, because not only is it a fact but it also serves as a reminder to the other person that we are, indeed, friends. :) :) Oh! Look, I learned this one, too - :D That is how I am!
Your Friend: Thor
Un: Not According to Anyone But Thor
I can't comment on the dwarves or their attractiveness since I haven't seen them, but they'd have to be unusually attractive to out handsome you.
I'm glad you're my friend.
Your Friend: Bruce Banner
Un: According to everyone including Thor
You are so generous with your compliments! I mean, I agree with you, but it is so kind of you to say all the same. You are also handsome! I hope you know this. Do you not have dwarves on Earth??
:D I am glad you are my friend! Even though I am clearly the strongest avenger. But it's okay, I will forgive your transgression, because you are my friend.
Your Friend: Thor
UN: Thor Is In Denial
I think we have different definitions of handsome, buddy, but I appreciate it anyway. We do, although that isn't the right term I think they prefer, and many of them are attractive. I was talking about your dwarves, which are probably different.
:D The brain is the strongest muscle in the body.
Your Friend: Bruce Banner
UN: Not As Much as Banner
Handsome is handsome, no? I will not deny my own attractiveness, but that doesn't mean you have to deny yours! You've also got that science stuff going for you; I'm sure there are many who find that attractive, too.
Yes, I imagine they are different from Midgardian Dwarves.
And I have many muscles! We have been over this! The most muscles! The strongest!
Your Friend: Thor
UN: He Probably Didn't Mean Physically Strongest Thor
Stop it, you'll make me blush.
Yes I've seen all of your muscles. I feel like you might be insisting a little too much.
Your Friend: Banner
UN: He Definitely Meant Physically Strongest
Good! Everyone should blush on occasion! It is a sign of being very happy!
How can I be insisting too much when you've seen them for yourself?
Your Friend: Thor
UN: The Hulk is Stronger Than You
Because usually when people repeat things like this it's because they're insecure. Are you insecure Thor? (I am joking if you can't read tone on here.)
Your Friend: Banner
UN: Thor is Stronger Than Bruce
Do I seem like the type of person who gets insecure?
I mean, really.
(I knew you were joking; you're not mean!)
Your Friend: Thor
UN: Fine Thor is Physically Stronger Than Bruce
No, I think I would be pretty worried about you if you acted insecure.
Are you getting how to use this system better now?
Your Friend: Banner
UN: But Banner is a wonderful friend! :)
Yes, I think it makes more sense. They're electronic letters, but shorter than the emails I was told about and shown before. I like that I can use it to send messages to my friends, like you!
Your Friend: Thor
UN: Thor Is The Best :)
You can probably write as long as an e-mail, but texting is supposed to be shorter messages. I like your original username, Spark Plug. Is that your new nickname?
Your Friend: Banner
UN: Banner is too :D || (ALSO THAT ICON XD XD XD)
I will remember that going forward, to write shorter messages. Sometimes I have so much to say that a shorter message simply isn't enough!
Rhodey gave it to me! I don't know what a Spark Plug is, but I like it! So long as it isn't Lord of Thunder. I didn't like that one.
Your Friend: Thor
UN: You're Making Me Blush
A spark plug delivers electric current from an ignition system to the combustion chamber of a spark-ignition engine to ignite the compressed fuel/air mixture by an electric spark, while containing combustion pressure within the engine. You can see it as the electrical spark that makes something bigger function, which I think is a pretty perfect description for you.
You're not a lord, you're a god.
Your Friend: Banner
[ooc: i tried to reword spark plug from dictionary and then just decided it's Bruce and of course he sounds like a dictionary lol]
UN: You Are Very Handsome Even When You Blush
Yes, I understand - science things, science terms, science ... events.
But I think I still understand what it is you're saying. It has to do with the lightning, yes? And then things explode and things happen? Because of the lightning? And electricity?
:) I am. I was. I still am? I don't know how to classify myself now.
Your Friend: Thor
[OOC: XD absolutely; straight outta the OED!]
UN: I'm So Glad We're Friends :)
Yes, exactly. And since your powers involve electricity and lightning, it's an apt comparison.***
You still are, at heart, your body's just different now. You're still you where it counts.
Your Friend: Banner
[OOC: ** He almost slipped here and mentioned Thor's advanced lightning powers post-Asgard ahhhh!]
UN: We Are The Best of Friends! :)
Yes! How I miss them. I know it is not the same for you and the Big Guy, but do you ever miss it? Or him?
Thank you, my dear friend Banner. I do not think I have to tell you that that means a great deal to me, especially coming from one who knew me before.
Your Friend: Thor
[OOC: SOMEONE'S GONNA HAVE TO TELL HIM SOME TIME! He'd actually be pretty stoked about advanced lightning powers ....]
UN: We're the Revengers!
No, not even a little bit. I'm sorry that he's gone because it sounds like he was starting to get a life of his own, sort of, but this place would be in danger if he was here.
Then again I almost died of an illness and might have had a few seconds of 'if the Hulk was here, I wouldn't have been able to get sick' feeling.
You're still relatively young by Asgardian standards right? There's still a whole lot for you to learn about yourself outside of your powers too. So that's what you can do now.
You Friend: Banner
UN: REVENGERS!
You deserve to also have a life of your own, and even though there would be benefits to having him here, like in the case of illness, I am glad that you are getting to experience a separate life here. I wish it were under different circumstances, but if you are happy to be on your own, then I am happy with and for you. :)
I am relatively young by Asgardian standards, yes. I've not had much encouragement to sort all of that out. My fate was very clear for me from the time I was born, as a future ruler of Asgard, and my powers had a great deal to do with that. But you're right, I suppose now is a time for me to figure out who Thor is without his lightning and thunder. Having friends here will help.
Your Friend: Thor
UN: Our Team is Best Team
It is the best thing for me, for sure. Sorry though, I know you two bonded.
Yeah, exactly. That's the positive way to spin it. You get a chance now to know who you are without any other expectations on you. You can do some self-reflection. You're an amazing person, so you'll just be able to see more of that now.
Your Friend: Banner
UN: We Make A Wonderful Team!
No, no, it's all right, I prefer you over him, anyway. I did like him, though!
I will remember to reach out to you whenever I might be feeling sad. You are wonderfully encouraging! :D I am very happy to have you as a friend!
Your Friend: Thor