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[assemble_the_lovbacken]

Dear: Whomever Might Be Reading,

I know that this method of communication is not new for most of you, but it is unlike anything I've ever really used before. I have discovered that one can make crude little faces to express emotion, like this - (: and ):

This made me curious as to what other things related to this electronic way of "speaking" I am ignorant about. Are there other faces? Are there rules about what might be forbidden? I find myself with more time than I know what to do with, and so any distractions in the form of advice would be helpful.

Thank you!

Sincerely: Thor Odinson

Comments

[oorah]

we're cool you don't need to apologize.

zalpacas are like big purple alpacas with zebra legs. thus z-alpacas. i've got one at my house if you want to meet her.

[assemble_the_lovbacken]

Dear: Meat Man

Are you made of meat? Is that why you are a Meat Man? I met a Plant Man shortly after I first arrived; are you like that?

Also, thank you for your acceptance of my apology! That was easier than I thought it would be.

What is an alpaca? Something large and purple sounds very exciting! I would love to see it! Do they bite? Should I bring a gift?

Sincerely: Thor

[oorah]

all humans are made of meat aren't they? but no my name's frank it's called a pun.

[ just to field that... awkwardness. ]

take it up with de blasio when you get back to midgard pal.

do you know what a llama is? just come over and see we're in the house behind the inn with a big 6 on it. bring strawberries or strawberry jam if you can find it. they love that shit.

[assemble_the_lovbacken]

Dear: Meat Man/Frank

Do you have a preference on how you are addressed? I would like to use whatever name with which you are most comfortable.

[He doesn't get the pun, not in the least, but it's okay. Humans are strange, strange creatures.]

Who is this De Blasio? Is he like Ultron? Another enemy?

I don't know what a llama is, but I am very excited to find out! I will do my best to try and find strawberries and/or strawberry jam. Perhaps the Inn might have some!

Sincerely: Thor

[oorah]

whatever you want big guy. doesn't matter to me.

i mean basically. he's the mayor of new york.

the inn's a good place to check. come even if you don't find it and text me back if you get lost.

[assemble_the_lovbacken]

Dear: Frank

Frank seems more pleasant than Meat Man, so I will call you that from now on.

Oh. He must be very unhappy with us. We caused a great amount of destruction when I was last there .. though I would hope that our saving the city - and humanity - would have been enough to have earned us some sort of forgiveness.

Okay! You are very kind, thank you. What is your llama's name?

Sincerely: Thor

[oorah]

👌

you know that one yet? it means OK

forget deblasio guys a dick anyway. and her name is etta.

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[assemble_the_lovbacken]

Dear: Frank

No, I don't know that one yet! Why does that mean OK?

I will remember that about DeBlasio, in case I ever meet him. I will tell him that he is a dick.

Etta! I like that name. I am excited to meet her.

Sincerely: Thor

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[assemble_the_lovbacken]

Dear: Frank

I GET WHY IT MEANS "OK" NOW! IT IS BECAUSE YOUR FINGERS SORT OF MAKE THOSE SHAPES, YES?

Sincerely: Thor

[oorah]

yeah send him my regards too. you're a good dude, thor.

that's exactly why. smart too.

♥🌭

[assemble_the_lovbacken]

Dear: Frank

Thank you! You are very kind! You, too, are a good dude!

I will be sure to show this message to Banner. :D

Sincerely: Thor

[oorah]

not really but i'm glad you think so. for whatever reason bruce seems to too.

see you soon