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sixthiterationtexts2018-11-29 11:59 pm
assemble_the_lovbacken) wrote in sixthiterationtexts2018-11-29 11:59 pm
text | un: Spark Plug
Dear: Whomever Might Be Reading,
I know that this method of communication is not new for most of you, but it is unlike anything I've ever really used before. I have discovered that one can make crude little faces to express emotion, like this - (: and ):
This made me curious as to what other things related to this electronic way of "speaking" I am ignorant about. Are there other faces? Are there rules about what might be forbidden? I find myself with more time than I know what to do with, and so any distractions in the form of advice would be helpful.
Thank you!
Sincerely: Thor Odinson
I know that this method of communication is not new for most of you, but it is unlike anything I've ever really used before. I have discovered that one can make crude little faces to express emotion, like this - (: and ):
This made me curious as to what other things related to this electronic way of "speaking" I am ignorant about. Are there other faces? Are there rules about what might be forbidden? I find myself with more time than I know what to do with, and so any distractions in the form of advice would be helpful.
Thank you!
Sincerely: Thor Odinson
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Is she truly a baby sloth?
Sincerely: Thor
un: meat man
thor like of the avengers thor?
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That is sad. I was hoping to meet a sloth, especially a baby one. I have seen videos, and they are very slow.
So many of the others here have heard of the Avengers! Yes, I am that Thor, though if someone asked me, I'd identify as being the God of Thunder first, but that's all right. Being an Avenger would be second. Well, maybe third. I think I'd actually identify as being the Son of Odin, then the God of Thunder, THEN an Avenger! But I am all three at the same time!
Sincerely: Thor
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Maybe sloths will show up one day! It would not be the strangest thing to happen here, from what I've been told.
Midgard! That is what we call your Earth. How is it that you know of the Avengers?
Sincerely: Thor
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[ almost as much as him!!!! ]
i think you'd really like zalpacas. have you seen them yet?
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Yes, we destroy many buildings and many cities. I am sorry for that, but hopefully humans understand why it happens.
Zalpacas! No, I have not seen these yet. What are they?
Sincerely: Thor
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zalpacas are like big purple alpacas with zebra legs. thus z-alpacas. i've got one at my house if you want to meet her.
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Are you made of meat? Is that why you are a Meat Man? I met a Plant Man shortly after I first arrived; are you like that?
Also, thank you for your acceptance of my apology! That was easier than I thought it would be.
What is an alpaca? Something large and purple sounds very exciting! I would love to see it! Do they bite? Should I bring a gift?
Sincerely: Thor
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[ just to field that... awkwardness. ]
take it up with de blasio when you get back to midgard pal.
do you know what a llama is? just come over and see we're in the house behind the inn with a big 6 on it. bring strawberries or strawberry jam if you can find it. they love that shit.
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Do you have a preference on how you are addressed? I would like to use whatever name with which you are most comfortable.
[He doesn't get the pun, not in the least, but it's okay. Humans are strange, strange creatures.]
Who is this De Blasio? Is he like Ultron? Another enemy?
I don't know what a llama is, but I am very excited to find out! I will do my best to try and find strawberries and/or strawberry jam. Perhaps the Inn might have some!
Sincerely: Thor
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i mean basically. he's the mayor of new york.
the inn's a good place to check. come even if you don't find it and text me back if you get lost.
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Frank seems more pleasant than Meat Man, so I will call you that from now on.
Oh. He must be very unhappy with us. We caused a great amount of destruction when I was last there .. though I would hope that our saving the city - and humanity - would have been enough to have earned us some sort of forgiveness.
Okay! You are very kind, thank you. What is your llama's name?
Sincerely: Thor
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you know that one yet? it means OK
forget deblasio guys a dick anyway. and her name is etta.
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No, I don't know that one yet! Why does that mean OK?
I will remember that about DeBlasio, in case I ever meet him. I will tell him that he is a dick.
Etta! I like that name. I am excited to meet her.
Sincerely: Thor
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I GET WHY IT MEANS "OK" NOW! IT IS BECAUSE YOUR FINGERS SORT OF MAKE THOSE SHAPES, YES?
Sincerely: Thor
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that's exactly why. smart too.
♥🌭
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Thank you! You are very kind! You, too, are a good dude!
I will be sure to show this message to Banner. :D
Sincerely: Thor
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see you soon