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[assemble_the_lovbacken]

Dear: Whomever Might Be Reading,

I know that this method of communication is not new for most of you, but it is unlike anything I've ever really used before. I have discovered that one can make crude little faces to express emotion, like this - (: and ):

This made me curious as to what other things related to this electronic way of "speaking" I am ignorant about. Are there other faces? Are there rules about what might be forbidden? I find myself with more time than I know what to do with, and so any distractions in the form of advice would be helpful.

Thank you!

Sincerely: Thor Odinson

Comments

[imareporter]

[Oh my god.

He is not good at social media like you are.]

Ok first of all. You don't have to address this like a letter.

You can just say "Eddie". That's my name.

Second no. You're not going to go moldy. That's just an expression.

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Eddie

But why and for what purpose would one need to stay "fresh" if one is not threatened with impending mold?

Thor

[imareporter]

Fresh is like, fancy. Joke-y. It's a metaphor.

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Eddie

Oh, a metaphor. I think I understand. One wants to stay fresh like unmolded produce? Right? Stay crisp and good and fancy?

Thor