imareporter: (well. hm.)
Edward Brock ([personal profile] imareporter) wrote in [community profile] sixthiterationtexts 2018-12-11 04:08 am (UTC)

Okay cause listen. Tony Stark looks like he throws either the most subdued parties in history or the wildest shindigs this side of wild town.

[Small get-togethers. Eddie considers this.]

Stark's been...Stark's been a good guy to me. Maybe just a small thing for folks from our world? Or a nice...family dinner since we've got to stick together.

Or a couple of worlds. I dunno but just a nice dinner.

Shit do you think they have Turkey? Like is there a Turkey thing out there?

[Turkey is the greatest thing in the United States that they have ever created.

We didn't create the turkey.

Yes but you decided to eat the turkey!

Okay but the Indigenous People did not my sorry white pasty ass.

...Hmn

Eddie has his head cocked to the side for a moment. He shakes it off like a dog.]


Fun fact. Did you know the Turkey was almost the US national bird? Ben Franklin wanted it.

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