[Get your shit together! You're making us look stupid!

Eddie wipes his hand over his eyes.]

Yeah I'm fine. Just trying to process somebody being accepting of the whole alien thing. People do here. It's weird.

Plus I'm listening to him.

[Eddie taps his temple.] It's like having a motivational calendar constantly in your brain. Except instead of saying nice things he says things like "Get your shit together" and "stop being a dick."

Apparently I'm a villain in another reality. That's sure a fucking thing.