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[Is it time? Past time. Between 7 and Nida and now with Stark's blessing - Eddie can't wait any longer. Come hell or high water as the world turns darker there are more and more people who know...

He can't forget that winter is coming.

This is uncomfortable. We have never been this open before. Venom's voice in his head is anxious. Eddie turns on the camera and he looks his usual pale and shaky self. Beads of sweat ooze down his head and he gags heavily.]

Hey guys. Eddie Brock here. Your friendly neighborhood reporter...guy. Who is a...[He swallows] Okay so. There's some folks who know this...

[he shakes his head]

I'm saying this wrong.

[Eddie gags again and when he speaks he sounds...different.]

Eddie. Talk Stupid

[he coughs again, nearly leaning to the floor before he comes up with a grunt.]

Stop! fucking stop trying to talk through my throat okay that hurts like hell - !

[No. That's disconcerting. Something black swims through his vision, visibly inhuman. He grips his knees.]

Right. Okay. Long story short. I'm Eddie Brock. I'm a reporter. I believe firmly in...[He swallows and coughs.] Vox Populi Vox Dei. The voice of the people is the voice of God. Back home I did that...and I hurt people I care about doing it.

[His eyes are red rimmed and he looks sick.]

I'll never be able to apologize enough but it's okay. Cause I...well. I met Venom. Who is Venom. Well. That's what this...video is about.

[ugh. he yawns hard and sighs]

I'm usually a lot better on camera. Sorry. Sorry.

So this guy. Carlton Drake. If you're from the same universe as Tony Stark and Bruce Banner and everybody else you might know him. Head of the Life Foundation? So...He was bad news bears. He kidnapped... [yawn] Homeless people in San Francisco and he was trying to ...feed them to aliens. Well, bond them to aliens. From a planet. Called Klyntar-

[Augh. His guts churn.]

I went to investigate the place. To rescue a woman I knew. Her name was Maria. Shit. Shit I don't have much time...

That's what I'm saying! Eddie I need you to focus!

[Eddie Swoons.]

I agreed...to be a host for...the symbiote. That's what they are. We fit. Perfect match one in a million in the galaxy. Drake... and Venom...decided to stay...hes...

[But Eddie gets no further as he slumps in his chair. A few moments pass before something Happens. It's slow as his body vanishes and swells into something decidedly inhuman. The creature sits up and sniffs before staring down at the camera. One big milky white eye focuses on it.]

What Eddie didn't say is that we defeated Drake and saved the day. He is a loser. I am a loser. Together we are greater then the sum of our parts. We are mighty warriors! And we will now take questions. Like Eddie does. When he is a reporter he asks questions. Ask us questions! now!

[It's probably not a good thing that this great hulking thing has it's teeth out but he nods. His tongues lolls out of it's mouth as it gets uncomfortably close to the camera.]

We Are Venom

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Nothing quite like coming out of the closet.

I stick to the village for the most part, Big Guy, but I appreciate it.

Eddie did that. He is enlightened. He accepts both sexes. Truthfully you humans are incredibly backward so many of you do not accept that the gender binary is meaningless in nature. And that sexuality is fluid.

He dislike many people in America because they do not believe those things

He is a disaster bisexual if I've ever seen one. Not that I have room to talk.

We know that you are married but if you should consider people you wish to sleep with we offer Eddie.

[Venom hits the private button by sheer dumb luck]

And Anne. We have also been inside Anne and she is an excellent and capable person.

Engaged, not married. And Eddie, well- He's not not my type-

And uh

Kind of already been there, done that with Anne. Back home. Years ago.

You should do it again with Anne.

[Tomorrow there will be a great big sign on Tony's lawn saying "SORRY" in big letters.]

Anne deserves better then Eddie. he needs to grow up a little bit. I have decided we will have a fight when he wakes up. He said I would eat a pet if we had one. I would not and he knows it. One of the best things that earth does is cat videos

She's got Dan back home and that's still a thing, buddy. Physical intimacy doesn't always equal emotional intimacy but for them? It does.

So.

...Well I'm pretty sure we all agree that Anne deserves better. Also I kind of get Eddie's fear a little but I'm pretty sure you wouldn't eat a cat. They're too precious.

Oh.

We like Dan. When we were trying to bond with Eddie he helped him not get arrested. He climbed into a fish tank and Dan helped him get to the hospital. I had to alter his biology a little bit. Not much.

[Venom growls and paces]

We will find a pet. We will look for animals tonight. It hurts to think he would not trust us.

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