un: Miss Jackson if you're nasty | Private @Bucky Barnes

[living_proof]

[OOC: This may get slightly NSFW at some point, so fair warning, folks.]

where are you
what are you wearing
i have cake and brown hair, eating a chicken leg and thinkin bout you naked
also marrying tony now sorry

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[freightcars]

You know that place where the guy dressed like the mime is pretending to be stuck inside that fountain with the dolphins and the baby?
I'm about 10 feet down from that trying to figure out where the hell you are

and
why the hell you dyed your hair brown to eat chicken and marry a stark??

[living_proof]

one, apparently art deco parties cure zombies
or maybe its the dress, these beads could be magical
two, tony brought me cake and lobster and a whole chicken
in the words of my patron saint, what have you done for me lately

haven't seen a mime
who brought a baby to this omg

[freightcars]

the baby's part of the dolphin statue

i have so many questions
first let me go ahead and tell you that if you're wearing something like the rest of these gals are wearing it's gonna be like a dream straight outta my teenage brain and I can't be held accountable
second
what the hell
third
what the HELL

i found the fondu fountains of the cheese and chocolate variety, where's that rank on the charts?

[living_proof]

if you bring me a bowl of chocolate i will go down on you right here
how's that for your teenage dream

[freightcars]

where are you????
i'll be there in 2 minutes

[living_proof]

uhhh there is a palm tree in a pot and a lady with a giant purple feather in her hair
kind of to the side of the main room
tony got me my own table and paid people with idek what money, apparently it just comes out of him
warning, i am greasy
and i may have frosting in my hair

[freightcars]

He's a Stark, his DNA's like 60% money. He bleeds 20 dollar bills.
if you marry him before i get there we're gonna have to talk

[living_proof]

you know i'll always keep you as my side piece
you can clean my pool in a speedo while i lounge on my bed made from money

[freightcars]

You're gonna have to start burning that money for heat when I cut off your wood supply.
No firewood for trophy wives.

[living_proof]

i have your bod to keep me warm, i'll be ok
unless you're talking both kinds of wood
that would be tragic

[freightcars]

i see purple feather but i don't see you
wait a second
pretty sure there's a brunette at a table across the room that looks like my girlfriend if my girlfriend ate a chicken from the inside out and then wore its bones like a kill trophy

[living_proof]

welcome to the thunderdome

[freightcars]

god help me im going in