un: maine | @everyone (ota)

[bloodbathing]

Technology's archaic.

[ Well, that's one way to introduce oneself. Insult the technology. Like an asshole. ]

Year you're from? [ Then, as an afterthought: ] Mine's 2547.


[ private @ wash ]

[ Guess what, buddy? Maine's got the Best News Ever: ]

Found soap.

[ BEST. NEWS. EVER. ]

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un: eden

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Another to add to the 2012 list.

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Popular time.

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I mean Maroon 5 was big around the time I'm from, song being 'One More Night'.

My god. Music. That's what we're missing here.

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[ Maroon 5? Maine's never heard of that band. Or the song, for that matter. ]

Important?

[ Music, he means. ]

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It would be nice, honestly. A good change. Sometimes it gets too loud in a quiet house when you're by yourself.

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[ He gets that, more or less. It's just not music Maine finds himself missing. Still, he asks: ]

What kind?

[retributes]

Right now? I would go for just about anything. Hell, I'd take some seriously high note soprano opera.

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Try humming?

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I could do that. I could also set up the pots and pans in my kitchen and fashion myself a miniature drum set. Pretend I'm Lars Ulrich from Metallica.

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[ . . . ]

Who?

[ Sorry, Lucy. He doesn't know much about bands from half a century before his time. ]

[retributes]

[ She groans. That's right. Different timelines. She should be used to this with all of her hours of Animus Primetime. ]

Sorry. He's the drummer for the heavy metal band Metallica. They formed in the early eighties, 1981. Seven years before I was born.

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Roger.

[ ... Man, she was born forever ago. ]

No instruments here?

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[ She's so old. ]

None that I've seen. Though I'm sure we could make our own.

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Using pots and pans?

[ Because he thinks that's going to sound terrible. ]

[retributes]

Why not? Unless you want to find a bunch of glasses and add varying levels of water for pitch and play the glass harp.

[bloodbathing]

Haha

Symphony.

[retributes]

Exactly. A glass symphony.

Has a nice ring to it ;)