[Morning After] un:Steph @everyone (backdated to Monday)

[spoileralert]

[ She takes her staff everywhere with her. If it isn't hidden at her back it's at least poking out of her backpack. Never leave home without a weapon, right? And knives are great, but sometimes a ranged weapon is the wiser choice.

She doesn't even make coffee before turning the house upside down, checking every nook and cranny four times before she gives up. Her weapon is gone, and the only way it could have disappeared is if somebody took it. ]

[ video ]

[ She turns the video on for this, just in case anyone questions whether she's serious or not. She is very, very serious. ]

Someone here has taken something that doesn't belong to them. If it isn't returned in the next 24 hours, I will start breaking things and it won't stop at fingers.

Comments

UN: Reeve T.

[plate_builder]

What's missing, dear?

un: Loptr

[sundr]

While I can't say I don't appreciate where your head appears to be at, one has to wonder how effective such threats will be without a target in mind to actually direct them towards.

[spoileralert]

No offense, but if I wanted to say I would have.

[ She's not totally sure how she feels about Reeve knowing how many weapons she carries on her at any given moment. ]

un: Loptr

[spoileralert]

That's funny, because one should be wondering where exactly I intend to start breaking things.

[sundr]

Do you intend to go through our population one by one to maim indiscriminately until you get back whatever it is you're looking for?

[spoileralert]

I’d hate to spoil the surprise. Then where’s your motivation?

[plate_builder]

Ah, completely fair. I absolutely believe you will have checked your house by now. So, are there other locations you went in the last day or two since you remember having the item in question?

[If he can't help by looking himself, allow him to put some logic into the situation.]

private;

[spoileralert]

[ She sighs. ]

It isn’t lost, Reeve.

[ Her tone is entirely reasonable, if tired and frustrated. Reeve is not a suspect at this time. This was intentional, or the thief never would have made it into the house, much less her bedroom. ]

It would be like losing your boxers. If they weren’t in the house you’d know why. This didn’t happen by accident.

Re: private;

[plate_builder]

[Oh dear, he clearly has upset her, which was far form his intention.]

Ah. Oh dear. I'm very sorry. Alright. Well, I wish you luck with retrieving it. But please, no violence.

[sundr]

My motivation to do what, exactly? Return that which I didn't take? It isn't as if I could exactly keep an eye out for an item I'm not able to recognize.

private;

[spoileralert]

[ She gives a single laugh and half a smile. ]

No promises. But I'll make sure it's warranted.

[spoileralert]

You'll just have to get creative, won't you?

[sundr]

Quite bold of you to think I have any investment in this problem of yours outside a passing commentary.

[spoileralert]

I was thinking you might have some investment in the state of your bones.

[sundr]

As much as I'm sure this disappoints you terribly, threats of violence have never done all that much to encourage me to comply with another's wishes.

But your efforts are quite admirable all the same.

[spoileralert]

Then kindly go screw yourself, Loki.

[sundr]

[Oh, he likes her.]

Have you ever heard the saying about flies and vinegar, Miss Brown?

[spoileralert]

Have you heard the one about poking bears?

[ She's said it before and she'll say it again: she doesn't scare well. ]

[sundr]

Do bears often find themselves so desperate?

Re: private;

[plate_builder]

Perhaps if you find the person, you bring them before the people of the village for punishment.

private;

[spoileralert]

Sure, yeah.

[ That's not actually a bad idea, except... ]

After.

[spoileralert]

Oh, this isn't me desperate. You won't know when I'm desperate, there won't be any warning.

Re: private;

[plate_builder]

Steph. Please. I have seen what comes of these sorts of things. Do you really wish to worry me so?

private;

[spoileralert]

Reeve, someone was in my house. In my bedroom. Maybe four people here should even know where I live.

[ And that's just one of the things that scares her. She doesn't mind letting that creep into her voice on a private line. ]

Worry about that, because the rest of the village won't.

Re: private;

[plate_builder]

[Fear? Oh dear.]

There is a chance that you were a target of opportunity.