two >>> i make a fist and not a plan

[expeditiousness]

un: SPEED
private; @wiccan

wanda’s gone.

[what. it’s fine. tommy’s totally fine.]


[some time later:]
@everyone

idk who here knew wanda but fyi she’s gone now, if you didn’t already hear.

Comments

[imareporter]

No.

It's a long story but I ended up breaking up an evil corporation that was kidnapping homeless people and forcing them to bond with aliens. I ended up bonding with one but he sorta turned out to like earth after meeting me and this sounds totally fucking stupid doesn't it

[expeditiousness]

not really, dude. one of my friends is a half-kree half-skrull alien, another one was a robot. and if you took down an evil corporation, it sounds like you and your alien friend are heroes!