@Everyone

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[Sam's put a lot of debate into this text. Like, a lot a lot. To the point of obsession, really. And there are a lot of ways she could go about doing this. But with only 140 characters and about thirty eight rewrites, she finally settles on blunt. It's her brand. Not like it ultimately matters, right? She's coming to terms with that.]

Fuck it. Hi. I'm a vampire.

Yes I drink blood.

No I don't want yours.

Yes I'm probably gonna starve to death soon.

No I don't sparkle.

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[Okay. Sam officially likes this chick. And Sam doesn't like anyone. Ever.]

You actually caught stuff?

I'm not worthy

[living_proof]

yeah let's just say you wouldn't like me when i'm angry

woodland creatures don't stand a chance

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Girl, I'm bringing you a gallon of my potato vodka

If it isn't drinkable, you can always use it to clean your silverware

[living_proof]

aww how did you know i love paint thinner

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LOL

Is everyone from your world this chill?

[living_proof]

i thought you said you knew ravi

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When I met him, he was beard-deep in a gallon of chocolate ice cream

[living_proof]

i rest my case

[thegreatexperiment]

I yield

Tomorrow night? Worst dinner ever? Your place?

[living_proof]

sounds like a plan

you bring the paint thinner, i'll bring the eviscerated wildlife

[thegreatexperiment]

You're on

:)