@Everyone

[thegreatexperiment]

[Sam's put a lot of debate into this text. Like, a lot a lot. To the point of obsession, really. And there are a lot of ways she could go about doing this. But with only 140 characters and about thirty eight rewrites, she finally settles on blunt. It's her brand. Not like it ultimately matters, right? She's coming to terms with that.]

Fuck it. Hi. I'm a vampire.

Yes I drink blood.

No I don't want yours.

Yes I'm probably gonna starve to death soon.

No I don't sparkle.

Comments

[warriorborn]

[ When they're stubbornly self-sacrificing like Benedict, yes. ]

That sounds reasonable. I will ask her tonight, and then perhaps sometime tomorrow we can take a moment to discuss the particulars together.

[thegreatexperiment]

OK

Look, no judgment if you decide to back out

Seriously

[warriorborn]

I doubt she will have objections to my helping you, she is a reasonable woman, but I will keep that in mind.

[thegreatexperiment]

Cool

I guess

[warriorborn]

Cool.

[ And then, very proud of himself for figuring this out, he adds: ]

:)