UN: The Brock Report

[imareporter]

3 Things

1)I am - so sorry - to the ill fated members of the semi-Donner party that I ended up stuck on the mountain with. Karen and Bobo I dropped the fucking ball because of my jackass of a dad and my weirdly kleptomaniac childhood which! which I got over with the help of a shrink and therapy as an adult because I am not as emotionally stunted as my exES, employer, and everyone else I've ever met seems to think I am.

2) V and I need to burn off some steam. Stark I know you talked about maybe having something for V and I, honestly at this point we'll do anything anybody needs us to do short of robbery, maiming, or eating people as much as Venom might want to. Don't feed him. He's like a Gremlin. A sentient gremlin who probably has it's shit together more then me but he's also like a 5 year old who wants to eat dirt and we can't have that okay? Okay. Please I don't want to wake up tasting dirt again.

3) Something is...wrong. With my wrist band. And with Venom and I. See I should be feeling like shit logically. I know I should. Cause my dad is garbage and makes me want to curl up in a fetal position crying. Instead I feel like I'm about to go two-to-two with a guy on a gotcha interview and I've got real dirt on him that I dug up. Venom feels like he's a bad ass again and wants to fight.

It's probably nothing, but I figured I'd ask. Everybody cool?

Comments

Re: UN: Reeve T.

[imareporter]

Sounds about right. I went from teal to red and now I'm suddenly ready to...take charge? I dunno.

My point is I know my brain and how it works. Venom knows himself too and this just

You're weirder?

Re: UN: Reeve T.

[plate_builder]

I'm more like I was in college. I don't like it.

Re: UN: Reeve T.

[imareporter]

I feel like right before a big interview.

My big concern is my...roommate. He's violent by nature.

Re: UN: Reeve T.

[plate_builder]

Venom. Yes. I saw in old network posts.

Consider a camping trip.

[Sorry, he can't help the bluntness of 'get away from people'.]

Re: UN: Reeve T.

[imareporter]

...Right.

That's likely but I'm shit at fucking camping and not about to invite anybody after what we just went through.

Re: UN: Reeve T.

[plate_builder]

Reasonable. Is Venom capable of taking care of himself in such a situation

Re: UN: Reeve T.

[imareporter]

Venom's got the night shift. I've got the day shift. nights we're fine.

Re: UN: Reeve T.

[plate_builder]

So you could be in the village during the day and head out in the evening so Venom can do his thing.

Re: UN: Reeve T.

[imareporter]

Been doing that. It's just hard during the day to be host of an alien warrior you know?

Re: UN: Reeve T.

[plate_builder]

I suspect it would be. Granted my only experience with someone being possessed by an alien did involve the near destruction of my planet a few times over.

Re: UN: Reeve T.

[imareporter]

...That sounds about right for Venom. He's not doing that anymore. You can ask him that yourself and he'll happily tell you that THISPLAANTET HAS CHOCOALTE AND TATERS TOTS

Re: UN: Reeve T.

[plate_builder]

I doubt something similar would have stopped Jenova.

She wanted to consume the life energy of our planet.

Re: UN: Reeve T.

[imareporter]

Venom just...wanted to eat everything? You know I've never thought of asking.

Re: UN: Reeve T.

[plate_builder]

Probably best to not.