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[thegreatexperiment]

[The camera pans around the Inn's kitchen, where Sam's rickety, faithful vodka distillery appears to be up and running again!]

Look.

[Sam doesn't appear on camera because...well...she can't. But that's her grumpy, Midwestern accent. No doubt.]

I fell down on the job a little, okay? I could make up some fancy excuse for you about why there was no vodka for weeks, but the fact of the matter is that the Overlords won. I was just fucking depressed.

[And she still might be. But Sam would never admit something like that.]

Anyway, just letting you all know that this shitshow is officially off the wagon again. Feel free to booze out to your heart's content. Just don't be a dick and make sure to share because I can only make so much in a day, you know?

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[duel_wielding]

Yeah. Again, 26th Century. You know, the 2500s. Well, the 2550s most recently. But I've come to think my future doesn't entirely line up with other people's histories.

[thegreatexperiment]

Depends. Anything significant happen in your timeline in 2014?

[duel_wielding]

That's more than 500 years ago! I haven't taken history in so long. Uh...

First ever time that a robot was landed on a comet.

[thegreatexperiment]

Yeah, we're definitely from different timelines, my friend.

World kinda ended in 2014, over here.

[duel_wielding]

Oh wow. That's pretty bad. I'm sorry to hear it.

[thegreatexperiment]

Coulda been worse.

[duel_wielding]

Well, I mean, you are alive. But I've seen too many planets wiped out. So, always hurts.

How did it happen?

[thegreatexperiment]

Every satellite orbiting the planet came crashing down.

We call it the "Rain of Fire."

[duel_wielding]

Holy fuck. Oh holy fuck.

That's... Fuck.

[thegreatexperiment]

You've said it all.

[duel_wielding]

I need some time to process that. And maybe some vodka. I'll look you up later. Thanks.

[thegreatexperiment]

You know where I live.

I mean, not literally. But, like, I'm in the kitchen pretty much non-stop. So. Yeah.