Dumb Bitch Energy said [...] @ Various and Everyone

[3ofswords]

Dumb Bitch Energy said - hold me closer @Tiny Daughter

Dumb Bitch Energy said - do we cancel each other out or do our powers combine @Big Dick Energy

Dumb Bitch Energy said - let your freak flag fly tbh @Secret Whore

Dumb Bitch Energy said - maybe not yours, though @Bloodwhore

Dumb Bitch Energy said - Big Mood @Daddy Issues

Dumb Bitch Energy said - mark is that fucking you i'm going to die @Plant Daddy

Dumb Bitch Energy said - LOVE YOURSELF @Into Masochists

Dumb Bitch Energy said mr mayor what is your take on this development @Mayor Hotdog

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Dumb Bitch Energy said - honestly what the fuck is happening @Everyone

Comments

un: Plant Daddy

[markwatney]

Who else would it be

[3ofswords]

it's literally christmas in july

un: Into Masochists

[digging]

new phone who dis

[3ofswords]

its ur mutual stalker obvs


frank if ur reading this from a tree u the real db

Mayor Hotdog

[oorah]

[ the message scrolling across his screen has him tasting his heart in his throat. no one here is supposed to call him that. no one here is supposed to know anything about him. but that ship's already sailed, hasn't it? ]

having a thought about it would require giving a shit

[3ofswords]

ooh mr mayor is tres above us and so sassy

replying required giving a shit, tell me who i voted for

[3ofswords]

no wait

hotdog

hi frank

[morphogenia]

[She can't resist, okay???] Can I be co-mayor this time? ;)

un: murderer | (open to threadjacking)

[freightcars]

I don't know.
Something's wrong.
How do we change it back
Can you tell who the names actually belong to?

[3ofswords]

nope

u def don't have to kill me to keep ur secret m y

g

u

y

un:mayor hotdog

[oorah]

when you find out pass it along

un: Secret Whore

[fishermansweater]

[ It says something about Finnick that he'd have preferred Murderer to be his name. At least that's something he's used to everybody knowing about him. ]

If you work out how to change it, tell me.

un: Eats Brains Daily

[living_proof]

I can't tell who is who but obviously the names are jokes, right

a big joke

un: Jack the Ripper

[borneinblood]

Conversing with people should help, with figuring out who's who?

un: Daddy Issues

[ex_assertiveness90]

Oh for fuck's sake.

[3ofswords]

i'll trade you

un: Secret Whore

[fishermansweater]

You don't want to know about my freak flag.

[ As far as Finnick's concerned, that's true, but it doesn't show the way the name on the message had punched into his gut, twisting into the old loathing he's been trying so hard to ignore.

At least it doesn't seem to be obvious who's associated with the name, because he has no idea who Dumb Bitch Energy is. ]

[3ofswords]

i mean i'm not gonna run it up the pole for u, i'm just not gonna judge

un: Big Dick Energy

[reprobate]

what is this

what

i thought this was a watch this is brilliant

[3ofswords]

it's as close to the internet as we're going to get here

and ur winning it

un: Second-Rate Superhero

[fwips]

aw man

rude

[3ofswords]

someone out there thinks ur first rate, i'm sure

un: tiny daughter

[morphogenia]

Uh... no??? This is so creepy??? So basically like the real internet.

ALSO WHOEVER MADE UP THESE NAMES? I KNOW YOU MUST BE READING THIS. YOU'RE A TOTAL JERK!!!! IDC IF YOU CALL ME TINY (EVEN THOUGH I AM CLEARLY PETITE) BUT, SOME OF THESE ARE SO MEAN AND PETTY AND YOU SHOULD FEEL BAD. >(((

[3ofswords]

IT'S ELTON JOHN

un: Jack the Ripper

[borneinblood]

I wouldn't know.

Re: un: Jack the Ripper

[3ofswords]

full capitalization and punctuation? ur definitely a serial killer

un: Dumb Bitch Energy @ Everyone

[3ofswords]

some of y'all nasty w t f

un: Eats Brains Daily

[living_proof]

Yeah whatever, call me Miss Jackson

un: Terrible hair day (open to threadjacking)

[dann_0]

some kind of glitch?
anyway some of you need help.

[3ofswords]

bucky is that u

un: black widow (open to threadjacking)

[thekittenqueen]

The observers have another game. They want to reveal our insecurities or dark rumors about us.

un: Secret Whore

[fishermansweater]

Provoke us. Turn us on each other. Make us vulnerable and see how we react.

It's all the same game as always, really.

[ He was, of course, ignoring the fact that what she'd said was precisely accurate about the name he's been given. He didn't know who this was, and he wasn't about to be candid on that topic over the network. ]

un: Bloodwhore [Threadjacking welcome]

[littledhampir]

Maybe not my what?

[Yeah. Tech-savvy? She is not. That probably took her five minutes to figure out, okay.]

[3ofswords]

ur freak flag

keep that at half mast or below ok

/noctis

[noctyourking]

The network is on fire.