un: Dumb Bitch Energy @ Everyone

[3ofswords]

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un: tiny daughter

[morphogenia]

I realize this is probably a stupid joke no one will take seriously, but all that said....

THIS IS TOTALLY FALSE AND YOU SUCK FOR EVEN PUTTING IN THEIR HEADS WOW. LIKE I'M SORRY EVERY PLACE LIKE THIS HAS ONE GUY WHO FREAKS OUT AND HAS A GOD COMPLEX. IF SOMEONE TRIES TO BLOW SOMETHING UP AROUND US BC THEY'RE DUMB ENOUGH TO BELIEVE YOU OR EVEN GET THIS REFERENCE, I WILL PERSONALLY FIGHT YOU IN THE PIT. I'M NOT GOING THROUGH THIS AGAIN.


(fyi: that actually isn't an exaggeration. someone really tried to blow up a building once based on stuff they read/assumed about someone else. please don't be that guy. i'm begging you.)

[3ofswords]

1 no one does anything here

2 he literally follows ppl around like in the bushes watching them lol but go off i guess

3 hey everyone reading this it is a joke in case u ever thought

from this or any other message

that i am ever serious about anything

[morphogenia]

I just got here. I don't know if you guys are hiding the crazy yet and like I'm not finding out that way. Again. It's like a really bad way to find out.

And yeah I know he's total weirdo, but he is MY total weirdo so I'm going off!!!! >(

But, thanks anyways. I cannot stress enough that everyone potentially almost dying over rumors is a bad way to find out who has the god complex in the group. I'm getting stressed just remembering it.

[3ofswords]

i mean he seems to stalk ppl who r aware of it so. consenting adults etc

he's ok, im just giving him shit

sorry 2 stress u out tiny dancer

[morphogenia]

It's cool. I'm just jumpy bc it's so peaceful here??? Like it feels like a trap so my first response is to fight everything and ask questions later which is actually really bad. I need to not.

Glad he has people who care enough to give him a hard time about his weirdo ways.

[3ofswords]

ik what u mean

like experience wise but also i hear that's common when u go from high stress to low

u got ppl here? frank at least right? adjusting is weird esp alone

if u need someone to fight tho i can probs survive tiny fists

[morphogenia]

I have Frank. He never lets me down so I'll get over this.

And wow they are perfectly sized fists!!! Which you will feel!!!!!!

[3ofswords]

cant punch who u dont know!!

[morphogenia]

Heh! I'm totally confident you will out yourself one of these days and then I will strike!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! >D

[3ofswords]

ur fucking adorable tiny dancer

honestly if u figure it out u go for it, punch me so ik it's u

[morphogenia]

I will. It'll be the best meet that weirdo from the internet event ever. :)

@wonder warden

[underachievement]

That guy had as much power to blow shit up as Frank had to do anything as a goddamn mayor. [ she real past watching her language around quiet kids ]
Same here I assume. [ she's not concerned about her temper, shut up, whatever shut up ]

[3ofswords]

we've barely gotten around to mixing up our own booze, unless u stumble on the right local flora, we don't have much for blowing shit up or tearing it down

was he really a fucking mayor

was there really a dog running against him

[underachievement]

[ That's the vibe she's gotten from her myriad wanderings of variable intensity. The people she sees aren't living second-to-second on edge. ]

Like Miss America's a diplomat.
I didn't bother paying attention.

[3ofswords]

when u put it that way it's weirder that frank won a popularity contest against a dog

[underachievement]

The case is still open. Mystery's all yours.

[morphogenia]

[Jessica she goes to public high school. She really doesn't give a fuck about people's language.]

.... I mean are we actually sure about that?? Considering the guy in question. I didn't want to gamble everyone's lives on it. I was totally planning to beat him up just to be on the safe side until Frank talked me out of it.

You're totally right about Frank tho. The only difference I think was how stressed he was.

[underachievement]

[ the lives they were living weren't much to gamble with, in her opinion, but then Kamala knows better than anyone Jess's feelings re:nuking it from orbit ]

You both get stressed out.

[morphogenia]

We care a lot. It leads to stress like 90% of the time.

[underachievement]

So does fighting every battle.
I'm gonna let you in on a secret about being hated: 99% of people are armed with their shitty opinion and nothing else. He's able to handle the rest.

[morphogenia]

You're probably right bc that's kind of your thing. I just can't chill at all here. I feel like I'm being lulled into a false sense of security!!! Where are the giant robots, Asgardians, and crazy monsters??? Is it possible to live without them???

Serious question(s). You know stuff.

[underachievement]

Seems like weird stuff is still gonna happen. The playing field's just evened out. [ kinda. ]

[morphogenia]

Guess I better start doing some push-ups then. Thanks for the advice.

[underachievement]

[ oh gross is that what just happened ]

Don't mention it. [ ever ]