un: Dumb Bitch Energy @ Everyone

[3ofswords]

 @mayor hotdog is an nsa agent reading our search histories and private messages pass it on

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un: tiny daughter

[morphogenia]

I realize this is probably a stupid joke no one will take seriously, but all that said....

THIS IS TOTALLY FALSE AND YOU SUCK FOR EVEN PUTTING IN THEIR HEADS WOW. LIKE I'M SORRY EVERY PLACE LIKE THIS HAS ONE GUY WHO FREAKS OUT AND HAS A GOD COMPLEX. IF SOMEONE TRIES TO BLOW SOMETHING UP AROUND US BC THEY'RE DUMB ENOUGH TO BELIEVE YOU OR EVEN GET THIS REFERENCE, I WILL PERSONALLY FIGHT YOU IN THE PIT. I'M NOT GOING THROUGH THIS AGAIN.


(fyi: that actually isn't an exaggeration. someone really tried to blow up a building once based on stuff they read/assumed about someone else. please don't be that guy. i'm begging you.)

[3ofswords]

1 no one does anything here

2 he literally follows ppl around like in the bushes watching them lol but go off i guess

3 hey everyone reading this it is a joke in case u ever thought

from this or any other message

that i am ever serious about anything

[morphogenia]

I just got here. I don't know if you guys are hiding the crazy yet and like I'm not finding out that way. Again. It's like a really bad way to find out.

And yeah I know he's total weirdo, but he is MY total weirdo so I'm going off!!!! >(

But, thanks anyways. I cannot stress enough that everyone potentially almost dying over rumors is a bad way to find out who has the god complex in the group. I'm getting stressed just remembering it.

[3ofswords]

i mean he seems to stalk ppl who r aware of it so. consenting adults etc

he's ok, im just giving him shit

sorry 2 stress u out tiny dancer

@wonder warden

[underachievement]

That guy had as much power to blow shit up as Frank had to do anything as a goddamn mayor. [ she real past watching her language around quiet kids ]
Same here I assume. [ she's not concerned about her temper, shut up, whatever shut up ]

[3ofswords]

we've barely gotten around to mixing up our own booze, unless u stumble on the right local flora, we don't have much for blowing shit up or tearing it down

was he really a fucking mayor

was there really a dog running against him

[underachievement]

[ That's the vibe she's gotten from her myriad wanderings of variable intensity. The people she sees aren't living second-to-second on edge. ]

Like Miss America's a diplomat.
I didn't bother paying attention.

[morphogenia]

[Jessica she goes to public high school. She really doesn't give a fuck about people's language.]

.... I mean are we actually sure about that?? Considering the guy in question. I didn't want to gamble everyone's lives on it. I was totally planning to beat him up just to be on the safe side until Frank talked me out of it.

You're totally right about Frank tho. The only difference I think was how stressed he was.

[underachievement]

[ the lives they were living weren't much to gamble with, in her opinion, but then Kamala knows better than anyone Jess's feelings re:nuking it from orbit ]

You both get stressed out.

un: Into Masochists

[digging]

Kira why

Re: un: Into Masochists

[3ofswords]

why r u booing me, im right

[digging]

I can't explain to you why Frank working for the NSA would never happen, you'll have to trust me here

[3ofswords]

i mean i know why

he voted for a dog to be mayor, karen

un: Coffee Means Sex

[theluckygirl]

you know.. when you point one finger, there are three fingers pointing back to you

Re: un: Coffee Means Sex

[3ofswords]

u know there's a guy here with only 3 fingers on one hand don't b fingersist


also i rly doubt anyone would think me capable of that much effort

Re: un: Coffee Means Sex

[theluckygirl]

I've re-attached more fingers than I care to admit

and idk, you're one of the ones that have been here the longest. that makes you more suspicious

[3ofswords]

i rly appreciate that u know its me

but i haven't been here as long as ppl think, sexy coffee stranger

un: Badger Dunks

[underpinnings]

they don't really keep well enough to make much difference now, but i guess i know who to ask if i lose any more

well, if this is who i think it is.

un:mayor hotdog

[oorah]

i see you've already been sorted here

[3ofswords]

sorted tf where, frank, r u opening a school of witchcraft and wizardry

[oorah]

you're a slyth if ever i met one

un: Jack the Ripper

[borneinblood]

I wasn't aware we had search histories.

[3ofswords]

i would explain it to u but i don't want u to better learn 2 simulate emotions so u can get our guard down

[borneinblood]

I would have thought you wouldn't be concerned. Unless you happen to be a lady of the night?

/noctis lucis caelum

[noctyourking]

Who is this? What is nsa?