un: Dumb Bitch Energy @ Everyone

[3ofswords]

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[3ofswords]

sorted tf where, frank, r u opening a school of witchcraft and wizardry

[oorah]

you're a slyth if ever i met one

[3ofswords]

jfc frank i own a crow

i was going 2 feign bewilderment that u can read but clearly u can't

[oorah]

i'm a marine what do i need to read for

[3ofswords]

ofc ur a marine dear god

oorah ur ass to a study group, or don't, there are like 6 books in this whole village

[oorah]

what the fucks that supposed to mean?

[ he's just fucking w u he knows it's obvious ]

show some goddamn respect

[ just not to him - he honestly wouldn't know what to do with it ]

[3ofswords]

it means someone locked u in a box to see how long it took u to break as part of ur fucking job interview

and now ur our mayor

who votes for dogs

and doesn't know dick abt wizarding school

[oorah]

1. that is not how boot camp works but ok
2. i was the mayor of reims you couldn't fucking pay me to be the mayor here
3. dogs are amazing
4. i know dick about wizarding school my kids loved that shit

[3ofswords]

i've heard abt the special training for resisting ~~interrogations~~ ok i'm not stupid frank

i mean i'm a dumb bitch but i'm not stupid

i literally couldn't pay u frank we have no money, what's ur platform for fixing that u fucking hufflepuff

[oorah]

i didn't say you were stupid

why do we need money? better off without it anyway.