un: Dumb Bitch Energy @ Everyone

[3ofswords]

 @mayor hotdog is an nsa agent reading our search histories and private messages pass it on

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un: tiny daughter

[morphogenia]

I realize this is probably a stupid joke no one will take seriously, but all that said....

THIS IS TOTALLY FALSE AND YOU SUCK FOR EVEN PUTTING IN THEIR HEADS WOW. LIKE I'M SORRY EVERY PLACE LIKE THIS HAS ONE GUY WHO FREAKS OUT AND HAS A GOD COMPLEX. IF SOMEONE TRIES TO BLOW SOMETHING UP AROUND US BC THEY'RE DUMB ENOUGH TO BELIEVE YOU OR EVEN GET THIS REFERENCE, I WILL PERSONALLY FIGHT YOU IN THE PIT. I'M NOT GOING THROUGH THIS AGAIN.


(fyi: that actually isn't an exaggeration. someone really tried to blow up a building once based on stuff they read/assumed about someone else. please don't be that guy. i'm begging you.)

[3ofswords]

1 no one does anything here

2 he literally follows ppl around like in the bushes watching them lol but go off i guess

3 hey everyone reading this it is a joke in case u ever thought

from this or any other message

that i am ever serious about anything

[morphogenia]

I just got here. I don't know if you guys are hiding the crazy yet and like I'm not finding out that way. Again. It's like a really bad way to find out.

And yeah I know he's total weirdo, but he is MY total weirdo so I'm going off!!!! >(

But, thanks anyways. I cannot stress enough that everyone potentially almost dying over rumors is a bad way to find out who has the god complex in the group. I'm getting stressed just remembering it.

[3ofswords]

i mean he seems to stalk ppl who r aware of it so. consenting adults etc

he's ok, im just giving him shit

sorry 2 stress u out tiny dancer

un: Into Masochists

[digging]

Kira why

[morphogenia]

It's cool. I'm just jumpy bc it's so peaceful here??? Like it feels like a trap so my first response is to fight everything and ask questions later which is actually really bad. I need to not.

Glad he has people who care enough to give him a hard time about his weirdo ways.

Re: un: Into Masochists

[3ofswords]

why r u booing me, im right

un: Coffee Means Sex

[theluckygirl]

you know.. when you point one finger, there are three fingers pointing back to you

Re: un: Coffee Means Sex

[3ofswords]

u know there's a guy here with only 3 fingers on one hand don't b fingersist


also i rly doubt anyone would think me capable of that much effort

Re: un: Coffee Means Sex

[theluckygirl]

I've re-attached more fingers than I care to admit

and idk, you're one of the ones that have been here the longest. that makes you more suspicious

[3ofswords]

i rly appreciate that u know its me

but i haven't been here as long as ppl think, sexy coffee stranger

[3ofswords]

ik what u mean

like experience wise but also i hear that's common when u go from high stress to low

u got ppl here? frank at least right? adjusting is weird esp alone

if u need someone to fight tho i can probs survive tiny fists

[morphogenia]

I have Frank. He never lets me down so I'll get over this.

And wow they are perfectly sized fists!!! Which you will feel!!!!!!

[theluckygirl]

"mark is that fucking you i'm going to die"

it wasn't hard to guess lol and no pls no

[3ofswords]

ok

fair

and i didnt pick ur name ok tho i wish i had picked my own, i hope this lasts forever

[3ofswords]

cant punch who u dont know!!

un: Badger Dunks

[underpinnings]

they don't really keep well enough to make much difference now, but i guess i know who to ask if i lose any more

well, if this is who i think it is.

un:mayor hotdog

[oorah]

i see you've already been sorted here

[3ofswords]

sorted tf where, frank, r u opening a school of witchcraft and wizardry

[oorah]

you're a slyth if ever i met one

[digging]

I can't explain to you why Frank working for the NSA would never happen, you'll have to trust me here

[3ofswords]

i mean i know why

he voted for a dog to be mayor, karen

[digging]

...fair

[3ofswords]

jfc frank i own a crow

i was going 2 feign bewilderment that u can read but clearly u can't

[oorah]

i'm a marine what do i need to read for