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[majorlyugh]

THIS IS CRAZY. DOES THIS THING REALLY WORK?

Oh MAN! Does this mean we're on our way to better, newer tech? Will I ever get my PS4 back??

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[theluckygirl]

Oh, it won't be me.

Here's hoping they take it easy on first offenders.

[ No, really, she's laughing. ]

[majorlyugh]

for good measure, and because it TOTALLY WORKS, i definitely just knocked on some wood.

but if i start to smell smoke, i'm knocking on your door!

[theluckygirl]

Smart plan.

Starting fires isn't my thing though. I'm more the type to know all the ways to make someone sick.

[majorlyugh]

see, that's not comforting AT ALL, as surprising as that might seem.

it sounds like i should just steer clear of you. by a lot.

[theluckygirl]

Relax. It's still working so you're fine.

I'm Claire, by the way.

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[majorlyugh]

cool, so now i have a name to go with the threat, and i have a more complete picture of who to definitely NOT piss off at any point in the near or distant future.

[majorlyugh]

oh, yeah.

i'm major.

[theluckygirl]

Hey, for the record? I didn't threaten you. I'm a nurse, not a mafia queen.

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[majorlyugh]

it wasn't a direct threat? but you basically told me you'd go all vizzini on me and poison my wine cup ..

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[majorlyugh]

.. while probably also having already built up an immunity to whatever poison you use.

hopefully it works better for you than it did for him.

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[theluckygirl]

... inconcievable

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[theluckygirl]

Sweet Christmas, this guy has been here a day too long...

You know what, you're right. So you better sleep with one eye open and make sure you have someone to taste all your food and drink.

THIS IS JUST WHO HE IS, CLAIRE

[majorlyugh]

[Haha. Funny thing about eating food ..

Nope, let's not get into it.]

see, that's a direct threat, just like a mafia queen.

duchess? lady? dame?

wait also

[majorlyugh]

thank you for also totally catching the reference.

LOT of folks here don't.