un: Plant Daddy | @everyone

[markwatney]

A reminder to everyone to please stay safe during bad weather

We have had numerous injuries from lightning strikes in the past and even a death, and recently, we had yet another injury

This storm is no joke - Please stay inside your home unless absolutely necessary - Lightning can kill you

If you must go out, please make it brief and seek shelter ASAP

Tell someone you are going out and message them as soon as you are safe again

But really, just stay in and use this to talk instead of going out if at all possible

I like you all and would like you to stay alive -Mark

Comments

un: Dumb Bitch Energy

[3ofswords]

it's gucci we're in a cave

[markwatney]

I'm not even going to ask, just stay there

[3ofswords]

ok dad

[markwatney]

Fuck you, Kira, don't die from stupid

[3ofswords]

promise i'll find a suitably intelligent way to go

i'm not on my own, i'll b fine

hours later

[3ofswords]

THERE ARE TINY FETUS TROLLS RIDING HELL DOGS

[markwatney]

What.

/noctis lucis caelum

[noctyourking]

Thank you for the alert.

@wonder warden

[underachievement]

How dead is dead?

[markwatney]

Dead as in we buried his body
A version of him eventually came back, but I still don't recommend dying

[underachievement]

So I take it it's not a common occurrence around here.

[markwatney]

Twice in 2 years

[underachievement]

And the other guy? Did they come back too?

[markwatney]

No, she didn't

[underachievement]

Good.
[ nope. ]
I mean shitty about your friend
*sorry about your friend