UN: Sam Skywalker; @finnick, @mayorhotdog, @circe

[thegreatexperiment]

[The party and all its many disasters have been tucked away into a neat corner of Sam's mind that she conveniently ignores. She's a woman on a mission. And after flipping through Mark's book-o-talents in the Inn, she randomly chooses three victims names on a whim and puts out three separate texts, one to each of them, content the same.]

Hi, you don't know me. I got your name from Watney's book. Was wondering if I could ask a favor? I can pay in vodka or drawing or some shit

[This can only end in tears...]

Comments

[thegreatexperiment]

My social calendar isn't exactly teeming
Any time, really
You're the teacher

[oorah]

OK it's a little late to start today
we could meet tomorrow morning?

[thegreatexperiment]

Great
I'm Sam, btw





The one with blue hair

[oorah]

you mentioned that. i've seen you around.

i was the guy in the hotdog hat at the party. frank.

[thegreatexperiment]

LOL
The Overlords are actual trolls

[oorah]

you have no idea.
have you ever been hunting at all?

1/2

[thegreatexperiment]

For bambi and thumper?
No

2/2

[thegreatexperiment]

But
I can shoot a face off of a jack of hearts at over fifty yards

[oorah]

fish aren't as cute i'll give you that.
but sounds like you'll be a natural anyway.

[thegreatexperiment]

Well, I gotta try, anyway

[oorah]

if nothing else it's a good time sink.

[thegreatexperiment]

Can always fucking use THOSE

[oorah]

especially in a place like this yeah.

[thegreatexperiment]

OK
So, I'll meet you tomorrow morning

[oorah]

yeah 800 if that works? in the fountain park.

[thegreatexperiment]

Sure
See you then, Hotdog

[oorah]

over and out blue

[thegreatexperiment]

[Oh, hell. That nickname better not stick...

Sam just shakes her head at the screen.]