UN : The Mechanic

[nonstopnarcissist]

Right, tech wishlists, drop them here. Try to keep these things reasonable. I'm a genius but not a miracle worker.

Comments

[morethanasidekick]

The Inn has a fridge Im just sayin

What about a potato cannon!

[nonstopnarcissist]

I need to make tools to make the tools to make the thing. Also: A solid source of ammonia.

Cannon, now, that's doable.

[morethanasidekick]

So unless Paris Hilton shows up Im SOL?

I figured I had to pick a winner eventually

[nonstopnarcissist]

I mean we could set up some kind of collection of urine if we were really pressed for it but I don't see that going well.

At all.

It's still on the list, 7-11, just further down.

[morethanasidekick]

Knew a guy who did that once. Trust me it didn't

So what ur saying is potato cannon AND a theoretical pee free slushie machine?

I always dreamed of being the Oprah of refreshing beverages

[nonstopnarcissist]

Other most common refrigerant with what we've got on hand is sulfuric acid- I'll figure it out. More worried about the tubing, anyway.

Tit for tat, kit-kat. What can you offer in exchange?

[morethanasidekick]

Sure. Okay. I totally understood everything you just said.

[ Except for the words that came after 'common'. ]

I'm guessing a lifetime supply of slushies isn't gonna cut it huh?

[nonstopnarcissist]

Nice offer, but that's down the line. What've you got to cover parts and labor until then?

[morethanasidekick]

Okay first of all, if you tell anyone about this I will use you for target practice once that Potato Cannon is ready

How do you feel about Whiskey?

[nonstopnarcissist]

I feel strongly about whiskey. Strong, positive feelings.

[morethanasidekick]

Well then. If you can provide me with the key to making frozen alcoholic beverages. I gots your Whiskey.

[nonstopnarcissist]

We have a deal. Call this a textual contract.

The potato gun is free, because- that'll be funny.

[morethanasidekick]

Why did you have to go and use the C word. I feel like I'm breaking out in hives already.

Harsh. But quintessentially fair.

Deal.

[nonstopnarcissist]

Be glad I'm not writing one out and asking for a signature.

[morethanasidekick]

I try not to make a habit of signing anything. Paper trails are good for nobody.

[nonstopnarcissist]

Accountability is kind of vital to business. I'd hate for you to renege on our deal.

[morethanasidekick]

Except I have whiskey now and you only have the promise of a slushie machine

[nonstopnarcissist]

Like I said. Accountability. Come over with the whiskey, I'll show you my sketches when I have them, I'll take, what, a shot?

[morethanasidekick]

So not a fan of that word either. But seems fair. Now how do you feel about glitter?

[nonstopnarcissist]

It's the herpes of craft goods. Wait, they don't have electricity in some places, but you have glitter?

[morethanasidekick]

You know how they say every cloud has a silver lining?

Well apparently every box of booze has a bucketload of glitter

[nonstopnarcissist]

And you want me to...what. With the glitter? Make a cannon? Grenades?

...that might not be a terrible idea.

[morethanasidekick]

And just for that I'm gonna make it two shots.

[nonstopnarcissist]

You and me? We're gonna get along great.