Make me whatever you can, and I'll make myself useful with it. It's been a while since I used a crossbow, but if that's doable I might be able to take down a moose or two, which is a fuckton of meat.
I'm not the best at sharing my toys with strangers. But we might be able to work something out if you're not the kind of asshole I'd rather give bullets to than guns.
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Make me whatever you can, and I'll make myself useful with it. It's been a while since I used a crossbow, but if that's doable I might be able to take down a moose or two, which is a fuckton of meat.
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Do we have a setup for smoking or curing meat? I can't cook worth a damn, but I know how to turn venison into jerky that'll keep for the winter.
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Right, fair warning, the deer here? Eat meat.
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un: dr. alec holland
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Sans powers he knows...nothing about that. Damn. The humans will need protein.]
Spear and Magic Helmet?
[pause.]
Or a spear?
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I could direct someone on how to make a net.
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un: j.doe
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but fair warning im not the kind of asshole whos easy to put bullets into
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But since no one seems to be giving either of us what we want, I guess we're safe.
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UN: Dr. Banner
a series of texts probably more typoed than I'm capable of typoing, but you can picture it
which is weird 'cause I don't know if he's down with the idea of hell or heaven. we talked a lot about heaven around him though.
my poor little science twink, he'd love you and Sparky so much.
[Meet Drunk Wynonna. And Sober Wynonna has definitely called Tony "Sparky" at some point in Bruce's presence by now, I'm sure.]
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Do you think this is an afterlife or just using it as a metaphor?
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That is way too hard of a question for how drunk I am rn.
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even when im not it will make everything make more sense
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