un: WEarp

[unraisehell]

This is balls

I want my gun. Or any gun. I'll settle for a slingshot. Anything.

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[nonstopnarcissist]

Guns aren't a thing, here. But I can make you a slingshot.

[unraisehell]

Doesn't stop me from wanting one.

Make me whatever you can, and I'll make myself useful with it. It's been a while since I used a crossbow, but if that's doable I might be able to take down a moose or two, which is a fuckton of meat.

[nonstopnarcissist]

If we want any kind of uniformity I'll have to cast the pulleys...let me add it to the list.

[unraisehell]

I owe you one already, but put me down for owing you more, then.

Do we have a setup for smoking or curing meat? I can't cook worth a damn, but I know how to turn venison into jerky that'll keep for the winter.

[nonstopnarcissist]

I think there's a smokehouse Barton built somewhere in the village, oh-

Right, fair warning, the deer here? Eat meat.

[unraisehell]

Probably a really good source of iron, then. And all the more reason to eat them back.

[nonstopnarcissist]

Woman after my own heart. I'll need some measurements, get the stock fitted right. How much weight can you comfortably handle?

un: dr. alec holland

[houmaprotector]

Physical altercations aren't an option?

[unraisehell]

I can definitely kick someone's ass if they need it, but in this case, I figure something I can take down food with would be more useful.

[houmaprotector]

[Ah.

Sans powers he knows...nothing about that. Damn. The humans will need protein.]

Spear and Magic Helmet?

[pause.]

Or a spear?

[unraisehell]

Spear fishing's a bit beyond my survival badge skill level. Mom was big on camping, but she didn't take it to Cast Away levels.

[houmaprotector]

Can you weave? I could make-

I could direct someone on how to make a net.

[unraisehell]

outside of one amazing batch of brownies that got me suspended, home ec was not my strong point

un: j.doe

[scathefires]

if you find a secret stash of guns you better share

[unraisehell]

I'm not the best at sharing my toys with strangers. But we might be able to work something out if you're not the kind of asshole I'd rather give bullets to than guns.

[scathefires]

cant guarantee im not an asshole

but fair warning im not the kind of asshole whos easy to put bullets into

[unraisehell]

That is the kind of asshole I specialize in bullet delivery to.

But since no one seems to be giving either of us what we want, I guess we're safe.

[scathefires]

safe isn’t really a word id use to describe this place

[unraisehell]

Safe around each other then. If I can call a truce with Bobo Del Rey, I can probably tolerate anyone around here.

UN: Dr. Banner

[notsoangry]

I was going to say I'd make you a slingshot, but Tony got there first, and he can make them better.

a series of texts probably more typoed than I'm capable of typoing, but you can picture it

[unraisehell]

Man, this place may be Hell for me and Bobo, but I think it's heaven for Jeremy.

which is weird 'cause I don't know if he's down with the idea of hell or heaven. we talked a lot about heaven around him though.

my poor little science twink, he'd love you and Sparky so much.

[Meet Drunk Wynonna. And Sober Wynonna has definitely called Tony "Sparky" at some point in Bruce's presence by now, I'm sure.]

[notsoangry]

I'm not sure this is anyone's idea of heaven, but it is always great to meet people who love to workshop.

Do you think this is an afterlife or just using it as a metaphor?

[unraisehell]

Workshop. Sure. Let's go with that.

That is way too hard of a question for how drunk I am rn.

[notsoangry]

Oh, I didn't realize you were drinking. Make sure to drink a lot of water to try and get ahead of the hangover.

[unraisehell]

always assume i am drinking

even when im not it will make everything make more sense