@Everyone UN:That Stark Guy

[nonstopnarcissist]

Two things: 1) I need help catering a thing coming up this month, who can cook in bulk?

2) New Month, New Faces- time for new build requests. Give me your wishlists, kids, I'll see what I can do.

Comments

[oorah]

my ma was 100% italian, i know my way around the kitchen.

kamala's still better than me though.

[nonstopnarcissist]

Is Frank short for Francisco?

...wait, what kind of cheese do you have, and do you know any good old country tomato sauce recipes?

[oorah]

obviously

i can make ricotta from scratch if that's what you're asking. and yes. also obviously.

[ for crying out loud, tony!!!!! ]

[nonstopnarcissist]

Mozzarella. Though we could probably do a mix of white and red pies. Anyone have basil?

[oorah]

i can do that too i thought you were talking pasta. pizza's even easier. know where to get basil too.

[nonstopnarcissist]

What would be A) better to draw in a crowd and B) easier to make in bulk?

[oorah]

pasta's easier to make huge quantities of but pizza is always a crowd pleaser.

hell you know how bored i am why not both?

[nonstopnarcissist]

I can get a temporary brick oven set up to handle pizza baking, leftover pasta can live at the Inn for future meals so it doesn't go to waste.

[oorah]

you've got this all figured out. consider it done, genius.

[nonstopnarcissist]

I'll get the rest sorted. We at Stark Resilience appreciate your help, I'll get a BS contract written up by tomorrow.

[oorah]

oh i don't sign legal documents. anarchist, remember?

[nonstopnarcissist]

It's a BS contract, I don't have a notary, and if you don't WANT compensation for your services that's fine by me.

[oorah]

my dog was the notary when i was mayor

[ are you shocked? pretend you're shocked. ]

my compensation is not being credited for this shit.

[nonstopnarcissist]

...I don't think I should leave you in charge of dogs anymore.

[oorah]

pry them from my cold dead hands, asshole.

[nonstopnarcissist]

Wow that went from zero to fuck you in point one seconds.

[oorah]

that's kinda my specialty

[nonstopnarcissist]

Noted. Maybe ease up on that a little while I'm representing your anarchist interests.

[oorah]

the dogs are off limits. otherwise you've got yourself a deal.

[nonstopnarcissist]

Like I could do anymore than tut disapprovingly and wag my finger at you. I don't do dog herding.

[oorah]

exactly. that's the only job i've got in this place and it's gonna stay that way.

[nonstopnarcissist]

Do you just walk and have them follow you or should I get you a leash rig.

[oorah]

most of them are good listeners.

[nonstopnarcissist]

'Most', huh? Need a dog whistle?

[oorah]

couldn't hurt.