@Everyone UN:That Stark Guy

[nonstopnarcissist]

Two things: 1) I need help catering a thing coming up this month, who can cook in bulk?

2) New Month, New Faces- time for new build requests. Give me your wishlists, kids, I'll see what I can do.

Comments

un; Kat

[mediumhoodie]

What are you cooking for and where are you getting the food?

[nonstopnarcissist]

I'm planning a public shindig- food collection will be part of the conversation.

[mediumhoodie]

I can help cook but I don't know about getting the food.

We should also save for winter.

[nonstopnarcissist]

Nothing crazy big- finger food, snack type shit. It's for everyone, mostly to make sure they turn up. Nothing prompts turnout like free food.

Or free t-shirts.

un: alec holland

[houmaprotector]

Wish Lists?

[nonstopnarcissist]

Things you want that need to be made. You ask for something, you get it- eventually. Depending on the request.

[houmaprotector]

I see. First things first.

If you need help gathering game I could be of some assistance.

[nonstopnarcissist]

Soon as I have a menu planned I'll let you know what we need. I appreciate it, Jolly Green.

UN: Barnes

[freightcars]

I was just thinking about how this place could use one of your galas.
You're not gonna make me wear a tie are you?

[nonstopnarcissist]

White tie or no entry just for you, Socket.

[freightcars]

WHITE tie? What the hell is that? That's an affront to the tie world.

[nonstopnarcissist]

...It's a mode of dress? Business Casual, Black tie, White tie-

Who am I kidding you never dressed in a tux. Of course you don't know.

un:chilicheesedog

[oorah]

i see how it is. kam and me aren't good enough for your fancy party.

[nonstopnarcissist]

You're on the shortlist. Top of it, in fact.

Okay Kam's on top, I've had her cooking. Don't know what a guy named after processed meats can cook.

[oorah]

my ma was 100% italian, i know my way around the kitchen.

kamala's still better than me though.

[nonstopnarcissist]

Is Frank short for Francisco?

...wait, what kind of cheese do you have, and do you know any good old country tomato sauce recipes?

un: Steph

[spoileralert]

throwing a crazy party?

[nonstopnarcissist]

Not too crazy but- well, no, getting a group of scientists together and then asking them 'what if' tends to end in some kind of insanity.

[spoileralert]

what does a crazy nerd party even look like

[unraisehell]

I've tended bar and waited tables. It'd be a nice change to do it in pants for once.

[nonstopnarcissist]

Then this is not the listing for you. No pants allowed, Wynnie the Boo.

[unraisehell]

Oh, well, if you actually want T&A I can do that. I mean, you've seen me, it's kind of impossible not to, amiright?

But if any of your nerds get grabby I'm gonna bubble. I'd say put a warning sign on me, but I think it'd be funnier not to.

un: slothbaby

[morphogenia]

I was going to ask if Frank volunteered us yet, but he did! Feel free to compensate me for another wonderful eating experience.

[nonstopnarcissist]

What do the teens want these days? I could make you a slinky.

[morphogenia]

Rude! We mostly take selfies, videos of cute stuff, and play video games. Oh! You should invent Snapchat!!!!! Again!!!! Please??? I have so many cute animals to capture on film. Plus filters!!! Ugh I'd kill for a flower crown filter.