@Everyone UN:That Stark Guy

[nonstopnarcissist]

Two things: 1) I need help catering a thing coming up this month, who can cook in bulk?

2) New Month, New Faces- time for new build requests. Give me your wishlists, kids, I'll see what I can do.

Comments

[freightcars]

Well, you can borrow Liv
and... Steve I guess if he's invited at all, god knows he'd sit on your side at this point

[notsoangry]

I would invite him, but I don't want to upset the bride if she doesn't want him to be there. It's her big day.

[nonstopnarcissist]

...I want to argue the point but I am the diva between the two of us.

[notsoangry]

You don't say. I'm shocked.

[nonstopnarcissist]

Rogers is not allowed on my side of this farce.

[notsoangry]

Yes, dear.

[freightcars]

I think your future husband just called you a bridezilla

[notsoangry]

He's going to kick me out of bed any minute now.

[freightcars]

That's what you get for eating crackers.

[notsoangry]

I think we have sufficiently bantered enough now that you can be my best man. He's my only friend so he can't be both.

[freightcars]

YES
This is the happiest day of my life
I won't let you down.

[notsoangry]

And by all this I assume it means you'll be coming to our informational session about the situation we're in.

[freightcars]

Wouldn't miss it, I have so much to contribute
Like my vast scientific knowledge on
chopping lots of wood for no reason

[notsoangry]

Everyone's experiences and skills are valid and useful.

[nonstopnarcissist]

I'm cancelling the wedding.

[living_proof]

what is this thing lately with you lending me out

do we need to have a talk
is this a thing you're secretly into and this is how you're exploring it
because you can just tell me

[freightcars]

To sit on his side of the audience! Not to strip this time!
He doesn't have a lot of friends here yet sweetheart
We gotta fill out his pews

[living_proof]

is fill his pews a euphemism

[freightcars]

It wasn't then but it is now

[living_proof]

see this is what I'm talking about

if you like to watch it's ok
lots of people do

[freightcars]

While I'm not ruling it out entirely I will say Bruce isn't exactly who I'd choose for this fantasy

(no offense bruce)

[living_proof]

it better not be Tony

[freightcars]

No.
I'd say he's not my type but let's face it he's got too much in common with you for that to be wholly accurate

[living_proof]

why did you put that in my head

the correct answer was you're the woman of my dreams and I could never stand to share you
obviously

[notsoangry]

No offense taken, I'm very okay with that. No offense to you. I don't really have a type or a preference.