UN: Hawke

[championofsnark]

Hey you lot, I've been scouting a bit and plan on doing some hunting soon. I eat a little too much not to get meat to make up for it. If you'd like to learn how I'm all for it, although can't promise you can come with me unless you're a star pupil.

Or if you'd just like to learn the bow and arrow, I have some that I made and I can set up some targets. Whatever you like.

Also does anyone have any cards?

Comments

[imareporter]

[We like her. If only we could show her our teeth.

That's - that's not how you make friends dude. That's not how you relate to anyone at all

Eddie smirks though before responding.]

Growl Growl.

[championofsnark]

I'm terribly impressed! What's your name, puppy?

[imareporter]

Edward. Friends call me Eddie

[championofsnark]

I've decided we're already friends, you are now claimed, so hello Eddie!

[imareporter]

Hey...Did not catch your name.

[championofsnark]

Hawke! Technically Marian Hawke but no one calls me that, it's a terrible old fashioned name.

[imareporter]

I mean Marian like Maid Marian from Robin Hood that's kinda cool.

[championofsnark]

From what? From who?

[imareporter]

Robin Hood?

Y'know - there's multiple adaptations I could go into but the basics are Robin of Locksley was an English peasant who defied King John - son of Henry the 2nd. John was a shithead -


There's a great line in Robin Hood: Men in Tights about it.

but he basically taxed people into oblivion. Locksley stood up to him and earned the nickname Robin Hood. Marian is his love interest. She's one of the first stronge female characters in English literature.

[championofsnark]

No kidding! That doesn't sound so bad. Was she good with a sword? I do like people who defy kings who deserve it.

[imareporter]

He preferred the longbow but he was pretty handy with a sward.

So was she for that matter

[championofsnark]

I love them both. Maybe they'll show up here! Stranger things have happened.

[imareporter]

You're thinking Robin Hood will end up here? Seriously?

[He might die]

[championofsnark]

Sure, why not? He was a real person at some point, we're real people, stands to reason.